Audi TT

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Mar 24, 2013.

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  1. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Really Keith? You should be a detective.
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  2. "God ! One of the cars had a baby seat in it! Well that's much worse. If it had happened 25 years ago and i lived therr ,if it was my car with a baby seat in it , if the baby had been in it at the time, I shudder to think what might have happened"

    -*painter39*, Derby, United Kingdom

    Words can't describe the stupidity in that comment. Fuck me you could apply that to anything.

    "If I was around over 2000 years ago and had a beard and wore a white dress and spouted drivel about my dad and was a carpenter I dread to think what would have happened."

    What a cunt.
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  3. ..............Audi TT......drug dealers motor!

    A Berlingo Van with the common rail engine is far superior!
  4. It's a silly little car, awful shape and no good for the dog, shopping or carrying stuff.
    If all you carry is a pair of scissors I'm sure it's great.
  5. I can imagine the rear spoiler forlornly retracting in to the bodywork, as the bricks and dust settle around the car.
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  6. Do they come with a hair dryer in the glove box as standard or do you have to buy that separately?

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  7. Judging by the evidence and the car was a rough guess I'd say he was speeding.
  8. not a hover car then?
  9. Nah, he sneezed. And a bunny ran out in front of him... he wasn't doing well over a ton, with enough speed to clip (according to the report) a few cars en route, before using the BMW bonnet as a ramp (by the look of it) and embedding the car half of its length in to the corner of a house...
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    This BMW looks more than "clipped", the way he has driven across the bonnet and used it as a take off ramp.
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  11. I reckon he ran over a manhole cover and as it's an AUDI TT the MANHOLE cover shot into the air and caused the car to shoot up in theair like some hairdresser's willy milk. There is another report where a witness has stated hearing " OH! OH! OH! AAAHH! YEAAAAHHHHH!" emitting from the MANHOLE just as it shoot up into the air, this was followed by the sound of a match being struck and a puff of smoke coming from inside the manhole
  12. The only way an Audi TT would be airborne would be if it was in the 3 para mortar platoon! The rest of the regiment are far too butch for a car like that!!
  13. ''The audi clipped the BMW'' It's a fucking right off ,What a cunt.The author that is... The driver well words fail me that he did'nt at least manage to get it through the bedroom wall and get a look at her norks.