Audi - The hate thread.

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Naw he's got a fat old Discovery now......and a Triumph Stag for sh1ts and giggles
 
@dingerr ,thought this one from BBC Wales might cheer you up.
A drink-driver tried to flee the scene of crash only to plough into a pile of manure, a court heard.
Glynn Jones, 31, hit a parked car in Holywell, Flintshire, on 7 May but drove off after the owner came outside.
He drove down a farm track but crashed and embedded the front end of his Audi A3 in the manure. Police found him standing up to his shins in slurry.
Drink-driver crashed into pile of manure
 
The cheek of Audi for making the video, everyone knows Audi drivers are the biggest clowns on the road.


A special mention goes to the Corps of Royal Engineers for providing the clowns.
Am I going to get fisted, black balled, branded, court marshalled and generally lose the very little street cred I've managed to accrue in my lackluster life, if I confess to really liking the Audi Q7?
 
Having spent a bit of time on the M6 this week I am nominating anyone driving the new Jaguar SUV shit thing a bigger cunt than Any Audi driver the cunts.
 
Having spent a bit of time on the M6 this week I am nominating anyone driving the new Jaguar SUV shit thing a bigger **** than Any Audi driver the cnuts.
Frankly, anyone who runs a "X-over"(since they cannot afford a real shitbox as you describe) or any 4x4 that never sees dirt...is...as you describe, is an utter dick.
Want to look like Limp Dick Cnut of the Month?
May I present.....:pissed:
What a complete and utter load of mobile cock.
A shocking waste of materials, expertise, time, and money.
Completely pointless, gas guzzling ego trips for those who have reached critical mass in their superficial, bored, vacuous existances.
Or rewards for dumb peroxided footballers' bints with plastic tits & nails.

Once upon a time...there were Bentleys.
 
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Frankly, anyone who runs a "X-over"(since they cannot afford a real shitbox as you describe) or any 4x4 that never sees dirt...is...as you describe, is an utter dick.
Want to look like Limp Dick Cnut of the Month?
May I present.....:pissed:
What a complete and utter load of mobile cock.
A shocking waste of materials, expertise, time, and money.
Completely pointless, gas guzzling ego trips for those who have reached critical mass in their superficial, bored, vacuous existances.
Or rewards for dumb peroxided footballers' bints with plastic tits & nails.

Once upon a time...there were Bentleys.
I don't suppose there are that many registered in Falkirk?
 
Having spent a bit of time on the M6 this week I am nominating anyone driving the new Jaguar SUV shit thing a bigger **** than Any Audi driver the cnuts.
Chap a street over is a letting agent. Big Jag F type SUV, Audi TT and a Lexus Hybrid. That must rank as the biggest c*nt going. He also converted the drive into a patio, so all cars parked on the road the dull c*nt.
 
...For those unaware, the Dukes Pass is about 12 to 14 miles of severe twisties, crests, and some decent straights.
The Audi had not a bloody chance in hell when the Mazda dropped it's hammer.. 12 miles of ripping & popping from the rear, accompanied by turbo-blow off whistles & pops from BBR's work under under the bonnet.k
Now an S3 is not to be sniffed at, but the 5 has incredible agility, mechanical grip, and light weight to count on...plus a track day specialist at the wheel.

Eventually we got to Aberfoyle around perhaps 3 bus lengths ahead ( before we hit town) and stopped near the burger van. So did the Audi...at which point he saunters over with hir orange tart and basically asks...WTF have you got there? Mate says " Eh? Just a wee MX5 ..did you have an issue playing keepy uppy or something?
His mug was a study.
.

If I understand this right. Your friend has a "supercar" and is an experienced sports type driver?
Yet over 12 miles of "racing" he arrived 3 bus lengths ahead of his "chaser"?
Strikes me the "keepy uppy" wasn't too bad?
 
For those unaware, the Dukes Pass is about 12 to 14 miles of severe twisties, crests, and some decent straights.
The Audi had not a bloody chance in hell when the Mazda dropped it's hammer.. 12 miles of ripping & popping from the rear, accompanied by turbo-blow off whistles & pops from BBR's work under under the bonnet.k
Now an S3 is not to be sniffed at, but the 5 has incredible agility, mechanical grip, and light weight to count on...plus a track day specialist at the wheel.
I hope your hairdressing clients appreciate your efforts.
 
Frankly, anyone who runs a "X-over"(since they cannot afford a real shitbox as you describe) or any 4x4 that never sees dirt...is...as you describe, is an utter dick.
Want to look like Limp Dick Cnut of the Month?
May I present.....:pissed:
What a complete and utter load of mobile cock.
A shocking waste of materials, expertise, time, and money.
Completely pointless, gas guzzling ego trips for those who have reached critical mass in their superficial, bored, vacuous existances.
Or rewards for dumb peroxided footballers' bints with plastic tits & nails.

Once upon a time...there were Bentleys.
The fcuking nerve of some people.
I'll take no criticism of my Touareg from some sweaty who drives a fcuking mazda!
 

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