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Auction

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Wife says to hubby, "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten pounds and the thick ones went for twenty pounds."

Husband says, "How about the ones like mine?"

"Oh they just gave those away."

"I had a dream too ... I dreamt they were auctioning off pussys. The pretty ones went for a thousand pounds and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

"And how much for the ones like mine?"

"That's where they held the f**king auction."
 

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