Alas, the time has come for gorgeous, large-breasted 19 year old au pair Luci to depart from Cpunk Towers and return to her native Czech Republic in order to resume her studies. She leaves these shores a little older and, I think, wiser in the ways of leering middle-aged men. So now it's time to get a new one! Current front runners in the cpunk recruitment table are: 1. A blond 22 year old Brit girl from the west country. Not bad looking and keen to work with children but hasn't mentioned doing a turn for their Dad yet. 2. A blond 18 year old Mexican. Tall, thin, big boobed and attractive; as it happens she also has an identical twin sister who is working in London... I'm wondering if they'll consider doing some 'video work' for a bit of extra cash. 3. An athletic 20 year old (black) South African girl whose Dad's a vicar: a definite danger of religious issues rearing their ugly head but still a looker. I'm favouring No 2 at the moment and I'm trying to persuade the lovely Mrs cpunk that she will represent a good opportunity to practise our Spanish but I'm worried she might see through me. Any top tips for a deception/camouflage scheme?