Attracting Women...

#3
only gayers can dance...and black blokes! Am i allowed to mention gayers and black blokes??
 
#4
Hmmmmmm?

My first thoughts were that, as long as those that couldn't dance, didn't make fools of themselves trying, and remained at the bar, then that was OK.

But, on second thoughts, I consider that the way the male of the species walks and moves, and their general deportment, is paramount in considering their attractiveness. Hence it is impossible to tell whether a man is attractive from a head and shoulders, still photo.

Having said that, I have never considered the fast car, fat wallet and enormous todger to be at all important. The sense of humour is a must.

How about posting a video, Litotes? Then we Arrse maidens can say whether you're attractive. :D
 
#5
I think there's a small organ in the female brain that equates good dancing with fitness with tight glutes with mmm, yum. Occasionally this sum doesn't work. But it's worth investigating as often as possible.
 
#6
milsum said:
I think there's a small organ in the female brain.
For the sake of brevity, I've removed the redundant text. :wink:
 
#7
Didn't you once post on here that you were obviously something of a fanny-magnet when your car broke down? :wink: Litotes?
 

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#8
bovvy said:
Hmmmmmm?

My first thoughts were that, as long as those that couldn't dance, didn't make fools of themselves trying, and remained at the bar, then that was OK.

But, on second thoughts, I consider that the way the male of the species walks and moves, and their general deportment, is paramount in considering their attractiveness. Hence it is impossible to tell whether a man is attractive from a head and shoulders, still photo.

Having said that, I have never considered the fast car, fat wallet and enormous todger to be at all important. The sense of humour is a must.

How about posting a video, Litotes? Then we Arrse maidens can say whether you're attractive. :D
I've got a reasonably fast car. A wallet that is plump-ish ( not with money but all those old bits of paper that no-one ever throws away) and probably a todger somewhere. Does that mean I am not eligible?
 
#9
LEFTY478 said:
milsum said:
I think there's a small organ in the female brain.
For the sake of brevity, I've removed the redundant text. :wink:
Better a small organ in the brain than one elsewhere!! 8O
 

CountryGal

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#14
4-8-Alfa said:
No need to worry about dancing if you can lick your own eyebrows.

:p

Or balls ;o)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
CountryGal said:
4-8-Alfa said:
No need to worry about dancing if you can lick your own eyebrows.

:p

Or balls ;o)
If we could do that, why would we need women :?
 
#19
I'm highly suspicious of men who can dance. Dance-floor skills imply a denial of gayness or huge vanity (spending teenage years practising in front a mirror instead of fighting/drinking/fiddling with cars like normal men).

Fat wallet and car aren't top of the list, I earn my own money and flash car means no booze - that's why cabs were invented.

The hefty todger is a must though...
 

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