Attorney-general Baroness Scotland demands a Jaguar

#1
Not prepared to slum it in a Prius. Pity Gordo only has 50 days to save the world and he must be SO glad to see she has her priorities right.

"THE attorney-general, Baroness Scotland, has sparked anger among colleagues by insisting on the use of a chauffeur-driven Jaguar — a privilege usually reserved for a handful of senior cabinet ministers.

A source close to Scotland said officials had approached Paul Jenkins, her permanent secretary, to express concern that she might be in breach of Whitehall rules with her choice of ministerial car.

One senior source said that as a minister outside the cabinet she was entitled only to a lesser vehicle, such as a Rover or Toyota Prius. Some officials expressed consternation that on taking up the job two years ago she rejected the use of a lesser car.

The Department for Transport said last week: “The current rules on car allocation are Jaguar XJ or Prius for members of the cabinet. For everyone else: any car with CO2 emissions less than 130g/km.”


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6879651.ece
 
#2
I would like to see her inside a Jaguar, the large spotted cat kind, she would be great as kitekat
 

rampant

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#3
tropper66 said:
I would like to see her inside a Jaguar, the large spotted cat kind, she would be great as kitekat
Are you proposing she should wear kitty ears and tail be tied to a set of rickety staves with fabric backing and flown in the middle of a storm a la Benjamin Franklin????

Quick someone check the weather forecast that should be fun!! :twisted:
 

mysteron

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#4
But we are surprised that the Attorney General is above the law and therefore must be above the rules of Whitehall as well.

If this woman has a moral compass, then I won the lottery last saturday......let me check - oh, I didn't.
 
#5
rampant said:
tropper66 said:
I would like to see her inside a Jaguar, the large spotted cat kind, she would be great as kitekat
Are you proposing she should wear kitty ears and tail be tied to a set of rickety staves with fabric backing and flown in the middle of a storm a la Benjamin Franklin????

Quick someone check the weather forecast that should be fun!! :twisted:
I meant

KIT---------------------E-----------------------KAT
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
I'd like to see her wear bunny ears, a basque, stockings and high heels, and be tied to a bed. Loosely. And don't give a flying fig what car she gets. It won't be for long.
 
#7
Can not Crab Air comply and direct a Jaguar over her house fully loaded and drop the shit directly on top of her ( that's if we still have Jaguars)
 
#8
re-stilly said:
Can not Crab Air comply and direct a Jaguar over her house fully loaded and drop the s*** directly on top of her ( that's if we still have Jaguars)
All sadly sold for scrap to pay for their new cars
 
#9
Bugger, can we not swap it for a Typhoon instead, she would never know.
 
#10
can't we just sack her ffs she could'nt even employ an illegal immigrant without getting caught :roll:
ffs she's a lawyer there meant to be shifty lieing kunts just meant to be good enough not to get caught :twisted:
 
#11
I,d like to tow the Biatch around tied to my rear axle.
 

Alsacien

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#12
Blogg said:
Not prepared to slum it in a Prius. Pity Gordo only has 50 days to save the world and he must be SO glad to see she has her priorities right.

"THE attorney-general, Baroness Scotland, has sparked anger among colleagues by insisting on the use of a chauffeur-driven Jaguar — a privilege usually reserved for a handful of senior cabinet ministers.

A source close to Scotland said officials had approached Paul Jenkins, her permanent secretary, to express concern that she might be in breach of Whitehall rules with her choice of ministerial car.

One senior source said that as a minister outside the cabinet she was entitled only to a lesser vehicle, such as a Rover or Toyota Prius. Some officials expressed consternation that on taking up the job two years ago she rejected the use of a lesser car.

The Department for Transport said last week: “The current rules on car allocation are Jaguar XJ or Prius for members of the cabinet. For everyone else: any car with CO2 emissions less than 130g/km.”


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6879651.ece
I can't stand her, but surely having to drive a Rover is cruelty in the extreme? :D
 
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#14
Why does she not buy one then? --- I'm quite sure that she could afford a whole fleet of them with her personal wealth. People like this see it as a crime to spend their own money. I wish i could demand a jag, so would 90% of the Arrsers on this site.
 

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