Attn medics/doctors - Can my cat have a vasectomy?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Chimpy., Apr 22, 2007.

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  1. Hi guys, I don't usually view this forum as I'm going to join the paras soon. As such I'm the killing machine type who likes to deal out death and knows only of the cold justice of the crack of rifle fire. I suppose you medics are the opposite of me because you save lives whilst I end them. However, different as we may be, I have need of your help.

    My cat (see avatar) has come of age and is constantly off shagging other cats in the nearby area. We've had complaints that he's impregnated a female cat already. My girlfriend says that I must get him neutered to stop this. Not only is he out boning all the other cats, but he's also p1ssing everywhere to mark his territory and clawed the eyes of my girlfriend's mum's dog on Friday.

    Now, I don't have the heart to have his balls chopped off. That must be the worst thing that could happen to him and I'm scared that he wont be the same if his balls are gone. I wouldn't want my balls chopping off and so I wont do it to BattleCat (that's his name). However, I was thinking, is it possible to give him a vasectomy so that he can still enjoy sex but wont impregnate anything? If so, can any vet or medic do it or will I have to take him to see a cat vasectomy specialist or something?
  2. Living on a farm you won't be wanting a blank firing cat!
  3. You see, this was my point. I told the mrs that if his balls go then he wont be as aggressive and he wont catch mice anymore. She said she didn't care because the chance of him anhialating the entire mouse population of the surrounding area is impossible and so the odd field vole he catches doesn't make a difference.
  4. Save some money and w@nk the moggy off yourself. Emptying his ball sack would probably be just as enjoyable for you as him.
  5. OMG we all know chimpy has issues but man/cat love is a bit extreme, surely he could invest in a blow up cat and some mini boxing gloves for the poor little blighter :D
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Got my cat done.Little barsteward looked at me angrily the day after & then sank his claws into MY b**locks!
  7. Looks from your avatar as if someone has already done him!
  8. my cat had it done recently, went into a sulk but still tries to shag poor dear!!!