I have fcuking had enough. Can I suggest that this forum (The NAAFI Bar*) is the only place here on ARRSE where you** can post several one line posts, without meaning. Doing this in other forums should be made strictly forbidden. This includes posts which consist of nothing more than a fcuking smiley. I have lost count of the number of (actually rather good) threads which get derailed by some useless creature, usually taking a mildly funny retort to extremes and then posting insanely thereafter. Also, if you want to 'flirt' with ARRSErs, give them your fcuking Y!, Msn (or whichever sad little messaging system you use) address and do it to your tawdry hearts' content, you dreadful little urchins. Out. *Cos the Mods won't stand for this shite anymore than I do! **The guilty parties. I couldn't really give a flying fcuk who this offends - largely cos anyone who IS offended by this has no place here. This is not who we are. Out. For real.