Attention seeking cnut?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Shotgun, Oct 26, 2003.

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  1. Yes, matelots are all cnuts

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  2. He's navy, so he's a cnut anyways

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  3. What's a navy cnut doing here?

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  4. he's navy, so has no friends, what a cnut

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  5. boyfriend in every port, and jealous of MDN

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  6. Fancies MDN's arrse

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  1. Well I don't know who he is, and he doesn't seem to want to do anything but wind people up, so I think he's a cnut and should fck right off.
  2. Shotgun. I never knew you cared.

    I will now allow you one small touch on the bottom :D
  3. Thats not fair, Flash will be gutted :cry:
  4. You know what they say about SAILOR'S?!!!!
  5. I can't help thinking that Shore Leave could be a reincarnation of a certain departed member - do you think he/she has had the operation, or not? You decide........ :roll:
  6. Prodigal :D
  7. You might be AAC, you might be an arrse bandit, you might the ugliest cnut ever, but you're in my fcking army...and that means I care...

    Does that small touch have to be with the hand? :D
  8. BTW: I'm surprised that that bog is in Delhi, don't you have a camera to take a picture of your own shittter or is this one cleaner? :D
  9. I think that it's Prodigal's alter ego...........who usually puts in an appearance after half a bottle of 'mother's ruin'. After all, she is known in certain circles as 'Ginny'.
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  11. Nice piccie, lippie.

    It cant be your dog as you murdered it.

    Murderer! 8O
  12. But do you know the reason it was murdered?

    Something to do with refusal to lick chum off lippies bits :D

    So she clubbed it, seal style gave it a nosh and stuffed it under her bed
  13. I'd lick Whiskers off Lippy's pussy, if she'd let me.
  14. You buggers........ :!: :D
  15. OK OK wheres the moderation here???????? :D