Discussion in 'Sappers' started by MAD_FERRET, Mar 20, 2010.

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  1. At leats 6 cars were broken in to and various vandalised last night in different areas around Paderborn.

    Naturally, RMP not particulary helpful, saying they will 'step up' their patrols, and then admitted they didnt know where my street was....

    It appears to be a group of young turks, so if caught and they get a kicking, no one saw or heard anything l presume?

    Anyways - check your cars, lock all valuables away etc and dont be a target. Spread the word please ladies and gentlemen.
  2. Apparantly, when this happened previously, someone caught them, held them, the police turned up and let them go!
    Germans - no wonder we bombed the shit out of them.
  3. What exactly do you expect from RMP-especially since the crim dams occurred in several locations? How many patrols do you expect RMP have on, on any one night?
  4. Ummmmm, none. Unless you count the trip to the schnelly as a patrol?
  5. Yep, that's right. Altgough most stations prefer takeaways that deliver: reduces the risk of becoming embroiled in a job. That, and taking the phone off the hook!
  6. There is a reason why the RMP are detested, Police walts.
  7. Whereas of course, GCP have given sterling service in the apprehension of the suspects?

    Get over yourself, Looney.
  8. Last time this happened down uhland str they were chased down by a group of fijiians.
    Taken away by GCP for their own safety