Attacked by animals

#1
Have you ever been attacked by a wild or tame animal and got the scars to prove it? I got chomped by a dog years ago which has left me with some unusual indentations on my leg. Standing by for "does the wife count?"
 
#2
My dad used to have chickens on an allotment which I had to feed when he went on holiday, he had a rooster that attacked me once when I went into the pen, it took two chunks out of my leg and one out of my arm before I managed to get out. I've still got the marks.

About a month later it did the same thing to my dad, he rung its neck and threw it on the fire.

The rooster should have learned to pick its battles more carefully.

He who laughs last.
 

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#3
wings said:
Have you ever been attacked by a wild or tame animal and got the scars to prove it? I got chomped by a dog years ago which has left me with some unusual indentations on my leg. Standing by for "does the wife count?"
Yeah I got bitten on the face by an alsation made a bit of a mess still got the scars but they so faint most people dont notice them.

The dog belonged to my grandparents and they didn't put it down, which in hind sight was good as it gave me ten years to get even with the dog which lived to the ripe old age of 22.
 
#4
My dog gave me a kicking last week, years of stroking his colon must have taken there toll.

He now walks around like the provebial dog with two c0cks.
 
#5
I left my bike in the shed for about 3 months when I lived in JHQ and a rat chewed the tyres and made a nest out of them, does that count as well.

I still have not replaced the tyres.
 
#7
Apparently this bloke had a skight disagreement with a bull. I have it on good authority that injuries like this "sting a little"

 
#9
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
I got sh1t on by a seagull
I too am a victim of the dirty winged rats, the cnut got me right on the forehead.
 
#12
I got savaged by a badger while on Ex on Salisbury Plain. Little bastard got me in the middle of a CTR, ripped my combats and half-tore the sole off my boot. Went back and stuffed a smoke grenade down its set, just to teach it a lesson.

Tough love. It's the only language they understand.
 
#14
Shark bite on right hand!!

beat that!

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?
 
#15
hallveg said:
Shark bite on right hand!!

beat that!

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?
I've got burn scars on my left arm that I tell people I got while rescuing kids from a burning building.

Truth is I was making soup in the microwave whilst drunk and spilled it on my arm when it was at a temperature similar to molton lava.

Like your shark bite, I prefer to tell the rescuing kids story.
 
#16
owen said:
hallveg said:
Shark bite on right hand!!

beat that!

7 inch gash, but enough about her, my hand got put back together and works pretty well apart from the little finger sticking out, oh and by shark i mean a glass wall and 11 hours of drink. Does that still count?
I've got burn scars on my left arm that I tell people I got while rescuing kids from a burning building.

Truth is I was making soup in the microwave whilst drunk and spilled it on my arm when it was at a temperature similar to molton lava.

Like your shark bite, I prefer to tell the rescuing kids story.
It is true that dispite my massive gut and terrible facial features that only woman believe my shark bite story, I sometimes add that I was surfing off the coast of SA doing some adventure training, and they still go, "really wow that must have been horible etc etc"
 

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