This has probably been done, but what hasnt!! Several years ago i spent some time in Brunei - nice tour for a few months then you are gagging for the excesses of western life!!! We used to go down to Miri in Sarrawak as the nearest place for some civilisation and booze. There was a pub call the Ranch, which used to be a haunt for expat thai whores and Malaysian lady boys pretending to be expat Thai whores. Anyhow, one night one of the REME guys, we'll call him Doc as it t'was his name, bagged off with what he thought was an expat Thai. He couldnt see the obvious for the amount of chemically brewed anchor lager in his veins and spent about 2 hours necking with, what actually was, a skinny breasted Malyasian lady boy. Night goes on and he ends up going outside to receive the blow job he's agreed a price for, and this is where Doc's account takes over "Well, she'd been sucking on it for a while, and i was almost on the vinegar stroke - when she takes it out of her mouth and asks if i realise that shes actually a man"!!! His major problem with this is that he was almost there, and as he'd had 3/4 of a blow job off a bloke he might as well have finished. He zipped up his chinos and came back to the pub for a pint. Had it been me, i'd have reached for the nearest piece of sharp bamboo and cut it the cnut it has always wanted, but where does your lady boy tollerence lie??? If you ever went on a long range patrol course and got sucked off through the fence it doesnt count, you didnt have ample view of their adams apples!!