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At what point do you tell civvies to fcuk off?

#1
Just spent the weekend at a music festival. Was there for 5 minutes, said something about spastics and some fucking fat civvie schoolteacher starts having a go. Talking to people like they're children, and generally fucking everybody off by pretending to understand army culture.

Should I have told her to eff off as soon as she opened her mouth and told the fat drunk bitch that she should P*ss off?
 
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#6
Ninja_Turtle said:
Just spent the weekend at a music festival. Was there for 5 minutes, said something about spastics and some * fat civvie schoolteacher starts having a go. Talking to people like they're children, and generally * everybody off by pretending to understand army culture.

Should I have told her to eff off as soon as she opened her mouth and told the fat drunk bitch that she should P*ss off?
Nope, if you were any squaddie worth his salt, you would have tried to shag it. Or at least tried for a squeeze of her tits.
 
#7
Ninja_Turtle said:
Just spent the weekend at a music festival. Was there for 5 minutes, said something about spastics and some * fat civvie schoolteacher starts having a go. Talking to people like they're children, and generally * everybody off by pretending to understand army culture.

Should I have told her to eff off as soon as she opened her mouth and told the fat drunk bitch that she should P*ss off?
Should have stuck the nut on her then told her to fcuk off as soon as she got within spitting distance. Then followed up with a tirade of abuse about her never working in the real world, never having roughed it at the sharp end, never seen wrong end of a 12 hour shift in the yards blah blah along with scorning her for the amount of paid holidays and sabaticals she is entitled to each year. Then nut her again, tell her to fcuk off before you stick you Amstel bottle up her chuff. Well thats what I would do.
 
#10
Ninja_Turtle said:
Just spent the weekend at a music festival. Was there for 5 minutes, said something about spastics and some * fat civvie schoolteacher starts having a go. Talking to people like they're children, and generally * everybody off by pretending to understand army culture.

Should I have told her to eff off as soon as she opened her mouth and told the fat drunk bitch that she should P*ss off?
You should have explained that in essence, you and her are both civvies. The only difference is that you wear DPM as a hobby.
 
#11
Fat chicks adore squaddie c0ck. She was flirting with you man! Her blatent attempt at persuading you that she understands army culture is fat chick code for "I'm gagging for it, come lick the cheese from my folds"

Don't they teach anything decent at the Depot anymore?
 
#13
or if you were a gentleman, you could have given the bint the 1000 yd. stare followed by the immortal,

"Those of you who think you know everything, are annoying to those of us who do!"
 
#16
Just after they approach me and say:
"Officer, sort out my next door neighbour who's playing the stereo too loud, and while you're at it, look for my 3 year old who's been missing for 7 hours, after I let him wander off into the estate whilst I was watching the sky plus recording of me and the missus knocking lumps out of each other on Jezza Kyle. Do your job, just remember if I wasn't on the dole I would be paying your wages."
 
#17
You should have smacked her in the face as hard as you could as soon as you realised she was a school teacher , then stamped on her neck and set her on fire. What right has a fat bird to tell children anything.
 
#19
sitting in a pub one evening when some civvie cnut starts going on about all squadies are pussies and should get a real job, gave him five good reasons why he should fuck off, had to have part of his tooth removed from my knuckle.
 
#20
fusil89 said:
yes. if not sooner than that not for being a civvie but for being a schoolteacher giving lectures to adults who know better.
At what point did you get the right to talk the talk big boy? If your application is successful, then you pass, THEN you can gob off.
 

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