At the morgue

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  1. Paddy and Mick are taken to the morgue to identify a body police think might be their friend Seumas. The deceased has been in an accident and his face is disfigured. Paddy goes in first and asks the attendant to turn the body over so he can see its backside. He has a look and says, "No, that's not Seumas."
    Mick then goes in and he too asks the attendant to turn the body over so he can see its backside. He too says, "No, that's not Seumas."
    Outside, the policeman thanks them for their trouble but says he is intrigued by their method of identification.
    Paddy explained: "Oh the three of us were best mates - we went everywhere together, and wherever we went people always said, 'Oh look, here comes Seumas with the two arseholes!'"