I think you need to learn the rules I live by to ensure my little - ok, Mighty, Doughnut does not stray.
Please take note dear, how to treat a MAN.
I am NEVER disappointed, but sometimes do need a liitle rest..... it can be very tiring succumbing to his every whim and one does need to 'rest' one's bits occasionally, that's why I tried to ask Dr Ruth.
Careful analysis, sound detective work and a massive todger have helped me unveil the fraudster.
ORG it seems I owe you an apology, however there is more chance of me telling you I am a homo
It would appear that the wannabe MRS MDN although there are lots of you is the one and only lifesaver
The internet is a powerful tool and a tool I have used to uncover your true Identity. I knew from the start you wanted a lump of the donut, afterall why wouldn't you I will do you the honour of giving you a length but thats yer lot, I imagine you could be a bunny boiler.
If you abide by the rules of your last post, you may be taken on full time, especially if your a bit of totty and not a meltedwellyhead.
At least they woudn't need scaffolding and climbing gear to get over me.
As fo the identity of Mrs MDN, you will see that a post was made on: Apr 12th, 2003, 8:00pm, as Mr MDN knows, I was, at that time, out of my trolley on Stella, in West Brom town centre, after watching WBA get stuffed by Everton.
The plot thickens. I personally think that it is MDN himself, trying to convince us that he really has a missus. I don't recall seeing one during my visit, but there was some Thai lady boy who kept asking "can I have my dowwa now massa Chris?"