At last, Compo claim rejected !!

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  1. Most court casses (if they ever reach court) get f--ked off tbf. It's the rise of the no win no fee bollocks that screws everything up, they are never contested and never taken on if they were likely to.
  2. So the NHS now carry the burden?
  3. News in The Metro this morning stated that she would be sueing the NHS for compo over the treatment she recieved after the incident.
  4. Well she has to earn money somehow.

    After all what can she do, except maybe work as an extra for Robot Wars?
  5. As a quadraplegic, she could be used as surprise sex practice equipment, a bit like Resus Annie, it's not like she going to feel anything and will act just the same way as Annie and just lie there :)
  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    self inflicted yet they expect a hollywood lifestyle out of it, chuck her back at the parents as penance for raising a mong daughter.

    ideally she should be stuck in a room out the back with just daytime telly in black and white and no remote until she died from infected bedsores, like the nhs used to be before they ruined it.

    with anyluck a concerned parent will accidentally leave a pillow over her face when the sun is too bright for her
  7. She's tetraplegic, so can use her arms in a feeble attempt to fight you off.
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    What's with the "earn" thing?

    "Be paid" is what you meant.
  9. That's an extra kink that I didn't realise!
  10. She'd make a great paperweight.
  11. There is no question of common sense prevailing. The case was decided on established principles of law. A more complete picture of this case is found in the law report:

    Kylie Grimes v David Hawkins & Frimley Park Hospital NHS Foundation Trust [2011] EWHC 2004 (QB)

  12. That's what wives are for, surely?
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