When I was but a whippersnapper wannabe wordsmith, someone in my family (not me, honest guv) decided that we should give each other derogatory Asterix names. Thus my argumentative big sister became Dogmatix, my younger drama queen sister became Histrionix, etc etc. (They never did come up with a satisfactory riposte for me, apart from a weak pun on my name, Phallix.) Our dear old Mum was not only an absolute delight, but a fabulous artist and champion bugler, so we bent the rules a bit and she ended up with the moniker âFartifaxâ. The Gallic muse has recently been beating me about both lugholes with white-flag sticks for some reason, so I thought Iâd open it to the floor. If youâre feeling witty, have a go. No major rules, just try to stick to the âix ending and make it a good one that connotes something of the personâs major habits or characteristics e.g. Bush = Catastrophix, Obama = Charismatix, Broon might go with Duffoptix and Clarkson might = Scalectrix. To start the ball rolling, suggestions for a couple of Arrsers: (collectively known as a Bunchofprix ) Cernunnos â Priapix Smartascarrots â Cleverdix Josey_Wales â Outforsix Jarrod248 â Chasesdix Flashy â Stalkedbychix MDN/SMB â Sadistix/Justforkix Sven â Getsonwix OfaH - Floppydix Blue_Sophist â Dentafix (sorry, Blue!) K13eod â Prosthetix Legs - Leftwithnix You get the picture.