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which ATR, ITC or training establishment has the most grueling assult course?

After watching full metal jacket with a couple of mates the other night and seeing pvt piles misery as he could not climb the obsticels because he was a discusting fat body! i was just wondering if there are any nasty fcuking courses out there?,

bassingboune nov 15th royal engineers :wink:
 
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ineedacigg said:
which ATR, ITC or training establishment has the most grueling assult coarse?

After watching full metal jacket with a couple of mates the other night and seeing pvt piles misery as he could not climb the obsticels because he was a discusting fat body! i was just wondering if there are any nasty fcuking coarses out there?,

bassingboune nov 15th royal engineers :wink:
In otherwords you're wondering If you will infact put in a worse showing than Pte Piles? The answer is yes, yes you will.

If you're an unfit biff-mong all Assault Courses will be difficult, if however you not then you will have a good and knackering experience and probably a couple of bruises.
 

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The one on Full Metal Jacket was at Bassinbourn. However, it was spelled 'Assault Course'. Not here anymore, we have a childrens play area with a jungle gym and sand pits. We don't encourage brutality, warlike attitudes or beastly macho pursuits.
 
#6
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
 
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tomthetinker said:
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
Brilliant :D
 
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lol.. it was really just a general question! just wondering they look like a good laugh! but yes all feedback greatfully eccepted 8)
 
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tomthetinker said:
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
lol..i think its respirator, if your going to do it do it right :wink:
 
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ineedacigg said:
tomthetinker said:
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
lol..i think its respirator, if your going to do it do it right :wink:
Possibly be a mistake for you to pick up on spelling after some of your clangers.

ITC Catterick is a beast but is 100% achievable.
 
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ineedacigg said:
tomthetinker said:
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
lol..i think its respirator, if your going to do it do it right :wink:
I'm generally excellent at at spelling; it's my lunchtime drinking that lets me down. :D

I'll be thinking about you as you puke into your resi somewhere under the crawling net. :twisted:
 
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bataz said:
chally2 said:
ITC Catterick is a beast but is 100% achievable.
I'm looking forward to it, also the steeplechase looks tasty.
Tasty! You animal :lol:
Just keep the mentality of not letting it beat you.

Chally
 
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tomthetinker said:
ineedacigg said:
tomthetinker said:
You don't need an assault course; you need a spelling course.

An assault course doesn't have to be particularly hard, or even long. You just have to go round it for an hour and a half at a time, wearing sand filled webbing, resperator and helmet, while helping to carry a telegraph pole.

Enjoy.
lol..i think its respirator, if your going to do it do it right :wink:
I'm generally excellent at at spelling; it's my lunchtime drinking that lets me down. :D

I'll be thinking about you as you puke into your resi somewhere under the crawling net. :twisted:
lol, thanks for your thoughts :D i am strangely looking forward to it :lol:
 
#17
How times have changed! I am positive you used to be required to spell correctly in order to get into the Army, let alone the Engineers :?

An interesting Assault Course and one we were 'privileged' to have 'enjoyed' on our Junior NCO's Cadre was the Krypton Factor assault course... nice, they knew how to spoil you 8O
 
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Gundulph said:
How times have changed! I am positive you used to be required to spell correctly in order to get into the Army, let alone the Engineers :?

another fcucking countdown watching! Richard Whiteley grieving! spelling spotter! :p
 
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ineedacigg said:
Gundulph said:
How times have changed! I am positive you used to be required to spell correctly in order to get into the Army, let alone the Engineers :?

another fcucking countdown watching! Richard Whiteley grieving! spelling spotter! :p
Correct.
 
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