Assault with a Hedgehog!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBigUn, May 30, 2008.

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  1. Read this in the Torygraph and had to laugh. I do not, however, condone any form of animal cruelty.


    Link to the story below......................

  2. Now that's a real prickly subject to be discussing!...
  3. I threw a cat at my ex-wife once, during normal marital disagreements! She ducked and her cat ended up in the sink. Am I sorry? Yes, I missed her and no, I hate cats.
  4. I was born in Whakatane, it's full of pricks. (Slightly less now that I've moved away apparently)

    About the best thing you can say about the place is the name itself, correctly pronounced 'Fukk-a-tarn-ay' and guaranteed to send the Mary Whitehouses of this world into conniptions.
    I make it a point to take as many of phone calls from my arsehole of a bank, just so they can confirm my identity by asking for my POB and I can take the opportunity to tell them.
  5. still not as good as whakatiki (fuk-a-tiki) street in Upper Hutt