Assault on a Rabbit

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spanish_Dave, Dec 29, 2012.

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    A lady I know has had a few problems with her chap who happens to be a brummie, he has gone to be with family for a few days but left her with a parting shot, he snapped her rabbit in half and left her with all the little plastic ball bearings to pick up.

    Would you stoop so low?
     
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  3. Tell her to man up and buy another one. Failing that tell her to sell her cunt in a pub.
     
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  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    She can't he's fucked off for a few days.
     
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  5. AAARRRGGGH! You git, I'm now scarred for life!
     
  6. Interesting, did a search within 1 mile of my home postcode and had 2 pages of hits.
     
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  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    If at any time in the future, Stupid Boy ^ ^ ^ gets interesting with his posts, could someone please PM me?

    Thanks.
     
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  8. Mind you, if the Brummagen was man enough for the job, she wouldn't need a rabbit in the first place.
     
  9. I am available at short notice, but she will have to help me on.
     
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  10. You`re welcome to it. Only a loony would want a go on a slapper with bits of shattered plastic, ball bearings. and god knows what other bits of ironmongery rammed up there.