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Assault and Battery

Just got back from Blackpool, never again!

On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting.

Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts hitting the guy with his baton,

in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!.

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