ASM tradesman or tarmac technician

Discussion in 'REME' started by gtispanners, Nov 1, 2005.

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  1. gtispanners

    gtispanners Clanker

    Imagine my surprise, whilst sat in a mind numbingly boring lesson with the german border guard,
    at the defence school of boredom. I awoken by the sound of an extremely irritated ASM of the corps
    drilling two of the corp's young hopes for the future to whithin the inch of their lives, surely a job for the provost Sgt????????????????
    Their crime.................................Playing with mobile phones!!!!!!!!!

    The tiffy students want to know how come the above mentioned Cfn managed to get a signal when they never can
  2. BadManners

    BadManners Old-Salt

    Perhaps he was angry at losing his weapon.......

    ooops sorry, I meant to say signal 8)
  3. Easymeister

    Easymeister Clanker

    Was there a p**s up last night? the only time i ever see him in there is to try and catch the adults out!!
  4. sparticuss

    sparticuss Swinger

    what I want to know is, did he get permission to leave his place of work early, or did he just do one without signing the early knock off book?

    do as I say not as I do!!
  5. Nige

    Nige LE

    If you tiffy students had the balls to grip the Crafties, perhaps the ASM wouldn't need to.....:)
  6. BadManners

    BadManners Old-Salt

    Just like you did Nige? LoL


    My alibi
    I was in a resit-resit :?
  7. gtispanners

    gtispanners Clanker

    Yeah but Nige in what way would you want us to grip them............... Just like you used to perhaps,

    With a bit of pinky assistance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Nige

    Nige LE

    Round the throat worked well, as long as you didn't do it for too long ;)
  9. Devilishdave

    Devilishdave War Hero

    You need to be harsh with SOME of the little turds bare in mind they might end up at your unit. I make no appologies for thrashing some of the little twerps that needed it when I was there just make sure the punishment fits the crime! The new AGAI system should make things easier.