Asil Nadir has just been sentenced to ten years for nicking almost £29 million. He has spent the last ten years in North Cyprus living it up on the proceeds of his various business activities. Presumably he will serve half his time - so five years. For £29 million .... and whatever other sums he may have nicked (may have, I make no allegations but note the other charges that were not proved). Right. That's me off to find some fucker I can nick £29 million off. For just 5 years its worth it. I'd even be Big Vern's prison bitch for it! Any suggestions as to how I could go about obtaining the initial £29 million?