Growing old and arthritic - Murder Ball injury sustained with the Cadets (pre-Regular army) now beginning to give me jip when I walk the dog, kick the wife, flee the kids: y'know. Have decided I need an occasional walking stick: preferably something akin to thaose wielded in 'A Clockwork Orange'. (I Have a few young chav neighbours who I'd liek to treat like the wino in the subway . . . ) Properly proprotioned Ash Plant would be the bizniss. Any Chaps out there who could point me toward a supplier in the Oxon/Bucks/Northants/Beds/Herts area?