ASDA's 7p Valentine's Day Card

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The13thDukeOfWybourne, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. It's the thought that counts.
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  2. Job done. I'm all over them!
  3. 7p for a valentine card + 55p for postage. Feckin' highway robbery.
  4. Save the 7p and give 'em fuck all because they're worth it.
  5. I've got paper in the printer and dryboard markers in the stationary cupboard. MOD sponsored card costs me nothing.
  6. 7p!!!!! What is wrong with the usual roll of tape and hammer
  7. Please! A little romance on Valentine's Day, it shows you care, also you know where they live.
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  8. You raise a good point. I like to send the women I'm courting/stalking cards all the time. Phone calls too, at least 50 a day. And thank god I get free texts, how else would they know I was watching them 24/7

    Who said romance was dead, eh?
  9. It's 7p more than I'm willing to pay.
  10. 7p plus postage is still more expensive than chloroform
  11. I've sent mine already. Had to do it early because I had to drive to the postbox nearest her hospital.

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  12. Borrow a hammer it's even cheaper.
  13. Exactly my point, it is attention to detail that wins every time, knowing their favourite drink, meal and film. The colour of their car, where their kids go to school, and their names, when their partner is away on business, or out of the country.

    Let them know you care, and, that in a very real way, you will always be with them.

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  14. Do we get a discount for buying them in bulk?