ASDA Riding boots

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  1. I am disgusted every time I go into asda I see horsey women with shit covered boots stinking. I complained to asda head office and was told someone would contact me. A bloke phoned and said there was no policy on this but would speak to the greeters about it. Well I still see it going on. Whats wrong with changing into trainers or is it a status symbol ?
  2. Quite the quandary, I hope you find your answer.
  3. Yes but are they fit good looking horsey women with toned bodies, or are they grotesque creatures?

    I'm willing to overlook the messy boots if the rest of the lady wearing them is a English Rose, as i would be intent on making her a little messy anyway.
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  4. I made a film about filthy riding boots once. It sold rather well.

    I'd say your disgust was matched by someone else's delight.
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Why not leave Knightsbridge and move to the countryside then?
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  6. I'm just disgusted if I go into Asda. Full of poor people, remind me not to go there again.
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  7. Its vile no excuses I get the riding bot fetish but im not talkng posh gear im talking proper munting gear how do they get away with it asda almost defend it
  8. Why do people still pay for porn when it's free on the internet? (At least until Dave starts vetting our every click)
  9. If I had your life I would kill myself.
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  10. They have pony girls in! (he says patting his back pocket in an inane and annoying manner).

    Posted using bongo drums by cernunnos who is not dressed by George at ASDA!
  11. Because if you shoot very specific things like riding boots and have a whole site full of it, then it's still worth paying to access a lot of that content without lengthy and often unsuccessful searches. A particular production style, a particular girl. The money is in niche. Always has been and it's the only place there's any left.

    People like you not understanding the difference between stolen and free will pretty soon mean there isn't any porn anyway because it won't be worth making, so enjoy it while you can.
  12. They only went into ASDA to wipe their feet before they got back into their Range Rover Vogues...

    I haven't been into ASDA for a while but popped in to get some bread since I was going past it. I should have just kept driving.....
  13. How did we get from shit covered ridng boots to porn?
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  14. So the likes of xhamster and others are stealing the porn from you and giving it to us for free?

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