As Worn By The Slug

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by Dale the snail, Apr 30, 2007.

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  1. Gremlin has my t-shirt,

    He/She has possession of an item of my clothes.

    I could get it back at Army/Navy, but at the moment there are silly people offering £200 for the ABF to wear that t-shirt at Twickers.

    Do we have a SHOUT for £210?
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    It's unwashed at the moment, full of the pure odour of Dale.

    Offers please!

    edited to add -Washed & ironed costs more ;)
  3. All proceeds to ABF

    Sluggy xzx
  4. Just do it.
  5. Any particular type of shirt. A humourous slogan perchance?
  6. 'Get it here, free bag supplied'
  7. So it smells like a peep show booth curtain then, with an undertone of ammonia and buckfast.
    Why are my eyes watering?
  8. If I wanted to catch scabies I'd just go and lie down on Auld_Yins living room carpet.

    I don't see why I should pay for the experience by wearing the site spuzzdumps clothing. So...err..thanks for the offer, but poke it.
  9. Jesus, you lot have no sense of charity, there's a time and a place FFS.

    Dale ignore them.

    I'll bid £210 to ABF if you wear your T-shirt to the Army/Navy game and stand in the centre of the pitch at half time whilst the rest of us spectators lob snooker balls and small children at your barnet?
  10. Look small children are fair game, but snooker balls have rights you know.

    And none of this "Their only coloured balls" malarkey.
  11. I'll raise it to £220 if you wear the t-shirt whilst giving me a blowjob and tiggling my ballbag.
  12. I'll give a day's wages to stab her repeatedly in the liver with a chisel, whilst suffocating her with the aforementioned, cum stained T shirt.

  13. Cait, you are on. I demand £250 and a look at your chebs.
  14. I'll nosh you off as well. If you wash your knob.
  15. if he washes it,you'll have to buy food! Leave the cheese,and save yourself some dosh!