As this is the NAAFI

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Redmon1, Aug 6, 2009.

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  1. I thought this may be the best place for this:-

    Happy Birthday Slug
  2. Happy forty to you
    Happy forty to you
    Happy forty you whoooooere
    Happy forty to you.

  3. I thought it was 50
  4. Happy Birthday :D xxx
  5. no she just LOOKS 50!! She's actually 24
  6. Happy Birfdeeday Sluggy :party: :blowkiss:

  7. Happy Birthday slugster.
  8. How drunk do you think she is already? I have an image of a vomit-stained blonde weeping under her desk.

    Actually that makes me hard
  9. thats exactly what i've got under my desk
    now suck, not blow you silly cow
    or i'll slap you again
  10. That would imply that she has, at some stage been sober!!! This i doubt VERY much!! 8O
  11. Cool- pour some coffee on her for me 8O :D
  12. Happy birthday sluggy!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  13. Has your facial herpes cleared up in time for your 50th birthday, Sluggy?
  14. All the berry vest, Dale! :D :D :D :D :D

  15. Happy Birthday Sluggy,

    Or in your language " Go and fcuk yourself you waste of skin"...