As stations close - Cops in shops for Hampshire?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by rockape34, Jan 31, 2007.

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  2. So if we do have to call out one of our local force for any reason, will we get Nectar points/Air miles for it?
    Will there be a sliding scale of points awarded depending on the seriousness of the crime.
  3. Why stop there? They can save money by selling all the police vehicles and installing blue falshing lights and sirens on the Ocado vans.
  4. I can see it now: Tesco Finest Law Enforcement.

    Seriously, I like the idea of using typists to free up coppers. If it gets more of them back on the streets, fcuking good idea.
  5. I'm waiting for my Hampshire Constabulary assessment centre at the moment. I hope they don't decide to scrap the 2007 intake in an effort to plug a hole in their finances....................

    Oh, well.......there's always Essex!

  6. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    As long as the new location is next to a kebab shop, the lads will be happy.
  7. BOGOF.
  8. Stations close but copshops open. Whats the difference?