As it happens I have a FOI project for you, if you like this sort of thing

dear Mod

I always check properties in emails..

Good laUgh...ask the Shadow Company = Black Skirts...
I am sure they will HELP YOU!!!!
Into camp turn right bingo!!!

silly billy
Wow, you really were born with more than your fair share of chromosomes. You can't hide that from the world, you wonderful specimen.