I do like this bit:
"Those who appear not to be serving staff or veterans are quickly called out by other members."
If that doesn't render everything else in the article as bilge, I don't know what does.
Do Chilean miners actually have room to knock one out in those tiny tunnels? I tried it once in my great aunt’s hearse on route to her m funeral and that was...... hard enough......“Am I the only one who w****d like a Chilean miner over the thought of an HIV positive prostitute decomposing in a septic tank?”
Makes you proud to be British doesn't it.