Arthritis

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by enterprise, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. After several months at sea a ship comes into port.As the crew head for shore one member of the crew is collared by the captain to do some swabbing out.

    After a couple of hours he is finished and goes ashore, he visits several bars but can find no sign of any of his mates.The talent is a bit thin on the ground to.

    After a few beers he see a elderly woman whose best years are behind her, but decides that she'll do.

    Back at her place he goes down on her after a minute or so he comes up coughing and spluttering,

    "Christ it stinks down here"! he said

    "Yeah sorry about that I've got arthritis" said the woman

    "What of the fanny?"He asked.

    "No my shoulders I can't wipe my arse" she replied
     
  2. My frappuccino just curdled in the back of my throat at this one….