Art or shite.

#8
I am Egon Jankindaski, and my seminal work 'Paving Slabs VII' is available for a mere £500K. By juxtaposing the banal dog-ends with the exotic dog turd with lolly stick poked into it, the work places the viewer at the heart of a hermineutic conundrum: whither the Self?
 
#9
With the exception of Pigshyt, you're all jealous.

If I could get the gullible Mr Saatchi to promote my artistic efforts;

'Messy room, my life as a poseur' (After Tracy Eminem)

'Fuck off big shark' An intellectual conumdrum, inspired by Dimperson Hearse.

And my seminal

'Blank Canvas no. 275'

I would take his/her money and try to keep a straight face until the cheque cleared.

P.T.Barnum. 'There's one born every minute.' And 'Nobody went bankrupt by underestimating public taste.'
 
#10
Definite shite. But look on the bright side. There must be some fools with money who are yet to be parted from it.
 
#11
The viewer is not invited to consider a specific place along the river but rather an almost 'platonic' ideal of the body of water as it navigates the landscape.

Well,obviously.

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#13
Morons. Can you not see the juxtaposition of the underlying metaphor.

Jesus wept.
 
#15
The viewer is not invited to consider a specific place along the river but rather an almost 'platonic' ideal of the body of water as it navigates the landscape.

Well,obviously.

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Does that mean it might not even be a photo of the Rhine?

It's fekkin' Peckham Spring innit?
 
#16
It's really quite simple. If an artist says it's art then it's shite.
 

Wordsmith

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#17
Art is so easy even a chimp can do it...

Chimp Art - New York Times

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To hear Ms. Allen tell it, generalizing about primates isn’t much different from generalizing about people. Some of the chimps she has worked with can’t be bothered to lift a paint brush; others demand a palette each morning before breakfast. Some prefer the strictly representational: a bird, a tree. Others translate their chimp experience through wild mooshes of color.

One of Ms. Allen’s charges has the charming habit of signing her creations with a footprint, and the less charming habit of signing fellow chimps’ creations, as well. Another would sooner stay in bed than work with any color besides purple.

A few weeks before opening night Mr. Yunker walked through the gallery space describing what he had learned working with Ms. Allen. “Certain things stimulate chimps when they paint, just like with us,” he said. “With them it’s often food, or each other. Which is like us, too, I guess.” “Some teachers say, ‘How do you know it’s art?’ But what makes a urinal or Campbell’s soup cans art?” he went on. “If you’re expressing yourself on canvas, that’s art.”
Its been known for years that chimps have a rudimentary painting ability - as primates goes they're fairly intelligent.

There have been one or two famous practical jokes as well - some years back a TV program took some chimp paintings, put them into an art gallery claiming they were from a newly discovered impressionist painter, then recorded assorted art critics expounding at great length about the 'balance', 'composition' and other high faulting aspects of these 'superb' works of art....

Wordsmith
 
#18
2.7mill for a quick snap of Audenshaw Reservoir. Bloody hell i might pay of my mortgage with some artistic snaps of piss in the gutter or a pavement pizza. Roadkill photo's about how easy life is gone or all that type of shite.

in a word SHITE love to meet the flange that payed for it.
 
#20
Art is so easy even a chimp can do it...

Chimp Art - New York Times

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Its been known for years that chimps have a rudimentary painting ability - as primates goes they're fairly intelligent.

There have been one or two famous practical jokes as well - some years back a TV program took some chimp paintings, put them into an art gallery claiming they were from a newly discovered impressionist painter, then recorded assorted art critics expounding at great length about the 'balance', 'composition' and other high faulting aspects of these 'superb' works of art....

Wordsmith
No, no, no. This is Chimp art: Charla Nash Shows Her Face to Oprah After Being Attacked By A Chimp - YouTube
 

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