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#11
The only possible choice is a regimental goat. Preferably one of the Arrse Faced Goats out of Viz from about 1990.

Failing that, Cunt the polar bear (I know how it's spelled) is now dead and can't sue us for breach of his image rights.
 
#13
I would suggest that a moose it too foreign.

Given the number of times it gets mentioned, what about a badger?

This one was a) drunk and b) in the Fatherland, so fits ARRSE well.

(Reuters


BERLIN | Thu Jul 9, 2009 6:53pm ED


A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.

A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.
Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
 
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#16
They called the cops for a dead animal? And they turned up? Fuck, these boxhead coppers are good.

As for the reindeer stick in the tree, they missed a golden opportunity to make sexy time with Rudolph. :)
 
#17
They called the cops for a dead animal? And they turned up? Fuck, these boxhead coppers are good.

As for the reindeer stick in the tree, they missed a golden opportunity to make sexy time with Rudolph. :)
You'd better not be talking about my dog.

He's not dead, he just smells like it,
 

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