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Fairly new to the site so hope I am not repeating something.....

This was sent to me the other day and made me larff. Hope I have chosen the right forum to use, don't want to offend anyone on my (nearly) first day!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

: -) and

: -( respectively.

Well, how about some "arrsicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arrse

(__!__) a fat arrse

(!) a tight arrse

(_*_) a sore arrse

{_!_} a swishy arrse

(_o_) an arrse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arrse

(_X_) leave my arrse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arrse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arrse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arrse

(_?_) Dumb Arrse
Like this?

Drum Music...

(_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.).........

Bum t1t t1t...... Bum t1t t1t ......Bum t1t t1t
Hey! Isnt that the William Tell Overture........okay not quite, should be:

(_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (_!_) (_!_)
hang on, let me just sit down.


Hmm, no pie for me at naafi break then

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