Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Good_Fairy, Nov 22, 2003.

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  1. Fairly new to the site so hope I am not repeating something.....

    This was sent to me the other day and made me larff. Hope I have chosen the right forum to use, don't want to offend anyone on my (nearly) first day!

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

    : ) means a smile and

    : ( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    : -) and

    : -( respectively.

    Well, how about some "arrsicons"? Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular arrse

    (__!__) a fat arrse

    (!) a tight arrse

    (_*_) a sore arrse

    {_!_} a swishy arrse

    (_o_) an arrse that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my arrse

    (_X_) leave my arrse alone

    (_zzz_) a tired arrse

    (_E=mc2_) a smart arrse

    (_$_) Money coming out of his arrse

    (_?_) Dumb Arrse
  2. Brilliant :lol:
  3. Like this?

    Drum Music...

    (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.).........

    Bum t1t t1t...... Bum t1t t1t ......Bum t1t t1t
  4. Hey! Isnt that the William Tell Overture........okay not quite, should be:

    (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (.) (.) (_!_) (_!_) (_!_)
  5. hang on, let me just sit down.


    Hmm, no pie for me at naafi break then