Cake Bird is protected. So watch it, yes? Snail. Snail is THAT CLOSE to tipping over the edge into Lesbian Fantasy Island, she just needs a little push, so a threesome while I watch could be on the cards. Big Bird. I am not buying that Stink Of Twiglets shite. I feel those unspeakable crevasses could do with a good toungueing. Nom Nom Nom. Jarrard. Yeah, a big man in heels will always melt my heart. Panzerknacker. An orfice I had never considered I admit. But now I do, PFWAAAR, eh? Bernoulli for certain. I reckon he's got a cock that you could do chin ups off. So, if you couldnt do me. And you cant. Don't touch what you cant afford. Who would you do?