Why go all that distance when it can be nuked from Portsmouth once we've re-based Trident down there to stop the Scottish Nasty Party whinging (and spit in their eye when they've a load of suddenly-unemployed former voters decrying them in the press)?Glasgow should be nuked from orbit BTW
Mine ironed all those, except socks.
Caught my Mum ironing socks and underwear when they lived in Oman. I asked what the heck are you doing, her reply was that I too would iron everything if I’d found a live scorpion in my underwear after it had been out to dry.
Ref Towels and ironing ... never in our household and as the role change slowly progresses Mrs B_R will urge me with a comment like " Today is a good drying day " and I must admit it does seem to us that towels dried outside are fluffier . When our family were babies she used to put terry towelling nappies on the washing line even on freezing days to dry .... they initially went stiff as a board but when dry fluffed up like new .