I was conscripted to caddie ONCE, aged about 12. My great uncle who golfed with one arm (some Waziri or some such had shot the other in 1919) found my searching questioning - I have an inquiring mind) while he was 'addressing the ball' (where to?) difficult. I was banned from golf courses for life. Result!
No that shambles was awesome. About ten years ago I bought a vw Jetta for my company, reps, runabout etc. It ran for over 500km. Looked ok but a bit tired around the edges. Last summer I took the buyback option from VW and they gave me $19k, I originally paid about $24k for it. Bargain..