ARRSE'rs for freedom, democracy and less bullying

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Feb 19, 2013.

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  1. Vote for the Pope. The **** died last week

    9.1%
  2. Klo0id. He has one leg and the **** lives in Scotland

    27.3%
  3. Iron Duke. Talk to me softly

    27.3%
  4. P_G is a gay ******* ****** and I never liked the ****

    54.5%
  5. Good CO. Take me to rapture

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Bad CO. Stay away from my anus you ******* doss ****

    9.1%
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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    It has not been easy for me and Bad CO.

    Speaking personally, I favour a one legged Welsh Dosser with a penchant for the classic car who lives in the fucking Arctic.

    Kleod. Vote for the Pope, or fuck off and die.
     
  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Vive the Arrse spring. Down with the tyranny of tumescence. Aux armes, citoyens.
     
  3. Fucking off and Dying - no vote for Kleod here!

    On the other hand - K13eod - now there's a manly man ...
     
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  4. Oi bro, where's the "Vote for Dale, the voice of reason" option?
     
  5. Well 91% manly man anyway.

    (does the rule of "9" work for mislaid body parts?)

    But he does live in the Arctic so body bits dropping off is not un-expected.
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You do not come from round here do you, sunshine?

    Is that your sister? And kick it.
     
  7. No need to say Ta ...
     
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  8. I have no idea what you are on about. Are you Good CO?
     
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  9. Shouldn't that read "the voice of ginger flaps"?
     
  10. Have you forgotten how months pregnant I am?

    BabyDale is going to nack you from the day she is born.

    Do you want that? Do you? I didn't think so.

    FV, do not get any ideas.
     
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  11. It's about 11 months and the creature from Alien should have put in its snarling appearance by now!

    You're bluffing, my gentle little pipe-cleaner person ...
     
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  12. I'll have words with you tomorrow.......
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus fucking Christ. Here's me trying to sort the bullying issue here on the ARRSE then my dear sister announces that she is up the fucking duff.

    My thoughts are with you Sis. Try and find the cunt who spatted up you and I shall try to get alimony off of the skinny wanker.

    Moving on... k0l30d for Moderator. Vote now or our gang will fucking bully you. You four eyed ginger Welsh cunts.
     
  14. But I hate French cars!