Arrseonia - Dodgy Approaches

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    I think I clicked the wrong buttons. I keep getting these:


    I am from the International Communist Party and I have been searching for nations that we believe would be suited to our cause and that would be happy to settle in our region.

    Our region is well established and very democratic. We have open debates, a website and a forum for our members. We value the opinions of all our members and work together at all times to find solutions.

    I would like to invite you to join the International Communist Party. If you have any further questions, you may telegram myself or the founder Brobinstan.

    Friendly Regards Comrades
  2. I believe that other nations/regions watch the UN part of the site, waiting for newly joined Nations to appear on the rolling readout at the bottom of the page. They then send an unsolicited 'invitation' for you to join their wretched little band in some ghastly region.

    Can I suggest we store all our approaches in here?
  3. Running V slow Darth....

    Re thread heading. I swear I read it as Doggy Approaches and finally though ARRSE had hit an all time low with a how to on beastiality.......

    Ah well it'll happen one day no doubt :)

    Beebs x
  4. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    I wonder what constitutes 'the most fun region"?

    STARS is a brand new region which is quickly growing into the most fun region in this game. We are especially looking for new players to join us to become the true leaders of the region and build the government.

    Register and see if Stars is the life for you!

    I hope you decide to join us!


    TO MOVE TO STARS: Look to the left side of your screen and click on where it says THE WORLD. At the bottom of the world page, enter Stars in the box entitled Region. The Region of Stars will come up. Go to where it says "Like what you see? Move your nation to Stars today!" and click on it. Voila!
  5. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin


    I would like to invite you to come and join us on Coconut Island, the paradise island located in the pacific. Its gentle breezes, beautiful sun, crystal blue seas and hot sands attract nations of all political leanings.

    We are a founder region of the Alliance of Capitalists, Conservatives, and Economic Libertarians (ACCEL).

    So if you are a capitalist, conservative or libertarian, come to Coconut Island.

    By coming to Coconut Island your nation will be on a tropical island and you can join our tropical forum at

    Coconut Island is a democratic and friendly region that is looking for new members and we believe you would make a good new member. Information on the region can be found on our forum and all nations are encouraged to join it and get involved.

    In case you do not know how to move region;

    Just click on my name, find Coconut Island under my civil rights listing and click on it.

    Once there, just click move [YOUR NATION NAME] to Coconut Island

    Do this and you are a part of the nations of Coconut Island. If you decide to join, please register on the regional forum. If you decide to join the UN please endorse the elected UN delegate.

    Kind Regards,

    The Kingdom of Wegason
  6. I am most upset - I've not had any dodgy approaches! :cry:
  7. Welcome to NationStates, Esteemed Leader of Hillard,

    On behalf of "The YoungWorld" I would like to invite you to join our region, one of the funnest regions in the game. We have the most active and advanced regional forum in NationStates, open to all players, with a bank, stock exchange, shops, a free arcade, great role-playing groups and much more at:

    Please register and say hi in our Courtyard. You will be welcomed with friendly smiles and open arms. In our region there is great opportunity for you to contribute if you are active. You can join our Senate and Army, and be part of a growing community. If you are still curious about what you get out of it, then you should check it out and see for yourself what we have to offer.

    I hope to welcome you very soon as a new member, and thank you for reading this message. If you don't know how to move to our region, I will guide you.

    ~Queen Cassandrah

    If I sent a reply to Queenie asking "do you take it up sh!tter?" do you think I'll get in the sh!t? (pun intended)
  8. "Welcome to the game!

    I’m Uina, one of the leading members of The Utopia of the World and the most influential of The Utopia Military Academy. The Utopia of the World is what we call a “Region Raider” region where we raid other regions and force nations out due to our vast numbers and/or blackmail. Our centralized government lies in The Utopia of the World region itself, but we have begun the military academy for those warriors interested in being the central military branch of that government. If there is a specific warrior that stands out the most, they will eventually gain rank and ultimately land themselves a job in The Utopia of the World to make decisions as for who to raid, who not to raid, laws, etc. If you're interested in becoming a Raider, follow these directions:

    1. Go to your region's home page.
    2. Click where it says "Move To A New Region." It should be in red.
    3. Click your cursor in the box that says "Find Region" and type in "The Utopia Military Academy" and click enter.
    4. Find the red text that reads "Move (your nation) To The Utopia Military Academy Today."

    Thank you for considering The Utopia Military Academy. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me via telegram. We’re building the ranks from scratch and you’re the only one that can help us rise above all the others.

    Uina "
  9. I would imagine that a suitably titled thread on the Officers Board would soon bring a wealth of canine seduction techniques to the fore...I find that Windsor will even let me give him his ear drops if I let him play with the big rubber bone.... :roll:
  10. Dozy, don't worry your not the only one!
  11. I got this within seconds of starting the game:

  12. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    I got two invites in the first five minutes!

    You are receiving this telegram because we at Cuba think your nation is progressive, which is what we are looking for.

    Cuba is a region dedicated to peace, direct democracy and democratic socialism. We open our arms and welcome those nations who embrace these principles. Cuba has an emerging government (The Regional Assembly of People's Power) and a written constitution which gives nations within Cuba an opportunity to voice their opinion and participate in the running of the region.

    The Cuban region has forged strong external links with other progressive regions within NationStates, and is a member of the Red Liberty Alliance, an organisation that defends and champions the freedoms and rights of progressive regions.

    The nations within Cuba form a friendly and social community. A dedicated regional forum messageboard provides a place where our members are free to meet up and discuss issues relating to the region, exchange ideas or points of view, or just hang out and chat about anything they like!

    If you have questions regarding Cuba , feel free to telegram myself. Think about moving to Cuba, then make it a reality today! We look forward to welcoming you into our region.


    Hello Scaryspicedom,
    First let me welcome you to NS, I hope you enjoy the experience.
    Second, I am a representative from the region Futaba Aoi, and would like you to come by and see what our region has to offer you. You can visit this region by typing the name into the region area after clicking "THE WORLD" link on your sidebar.
    If you like the area and would wish to move there you can do so while there by clicking, near the top of the region screen the area right after: "Like what you see?"
    Regardless, enjoy the experience of being here and may your nation find prosperity and peace!
    Roger Steenia
    Steenia Foreign Affairs Ministry Council
    Foreign Affairs Minister, First Class

    As my back ward little country is "remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare" I think they might have got the wrong end of the stick.

    I seem to have clicked a wrong button somewhere thought because I spend practically nil on defence which was not the intent. i think I'm heading for "totalitarian police state" :oops:

  13. They both sound like Belgium. Dull as a dull thing.
  14. "For a long time Nation States has been fraught with war. The invaders against the defenders. There are all the defender regions out there. But Defender Commandos is lead by a select few elite commandos. We go to regions in danger of attack and rescue them and get them back on their feet. If you doubt that we are good leaders well look at our records. I am a experienced spy general and soldier. Others were in command of different defender militaries, intelligence services, and diplomats. We will soon have our opening elections and we will need you. Please respond to this message and move to Defender Commandos and keep Nation States a nice safe just world.

    F-Carthage II Former Head of military in Celtic Warrior and Celtic Warriors. Former Head of Celtic Warriors. Former assistant to head of intel. Former diplomat. Current founder and head of state in Defender Commandos.

    P.S. Great Motto"

    The "Defender Commandoes" (weren't they action man's arch enemies?) led by an "experienced spy general and soldier". I don't know about you but i'll certainly be sleeping peacefully tonight...
  15. Pompeii, got exaclty the same from the Celtic Actionman botherers. Even including the 'P.S. Great Motto'. Patronising bogtrotters.