ARRSEers Dead Pool 2009

#1
Considering there's a celeb dead pool kicking around here somewhere, why not have one for all arrsers? Last year was quite productive on here with a couple of suicides, one of whom was found resplendent in a basque and stockings, which complimented his tackle beautifully.

So, who's buying the farm this year? My money's on Ivy_Grad and oldgoat. The former through being used as a spunk sponge and the latter through drinking meths.
 
#3
I reckon Airfix will be found face down in a puddle with a flex round his neck and an orange in his gob, with 'I was in the army honest' and 'KevB is a tin rattling cnut' written in marker pen on his head.
 
#4
DogsHadMeTea will be "disappeared" by all his enemies on the police.

Princess Jeyda will probably fake suicide to attract attention to herself.
 

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#6
JoseyWales - Alcoholism (turps)
Scrofula - Substance abuse (mushrooms)
StabTiffy2B - High winds (found somewhere in the Mid Atlantic)
Sven - Suicide (one can but hope)
 
#8
Chubb or whatever her next username incarnation will be and her inbred nephew face down buggered to death wand with a dildo left protruding from their anus Flashy being the prime suspect
 
#9
Hmm, i was going to say MDN, after a particularly brutal bumming session, suffering a heart attack due to the intense workout.

However, he's likely to hunt me down, if he manages to survive.
 

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