ARRSE Was Down Because...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Aug 5, 2013.

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  1. As ARRSE has been up and down like a whore's drawers recently let's have your theories as to why it's happened.

    Points will be awarded for style, content, artistic merit and profanity. The winner will get a 7 day holiday to the internet website of their choice*

    My guess is that a crack team from Mumsnet, the Special ARRSE Service - highly trained ninja doris'es given extra rations of the usual Mumsnet diet of raw meat and Polish vodka - hijacked the site but put petrol instead of diesel in it as they tried to drive it away.

    *These statements may contain lies.
     
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  2. It had mild case of Seasonal Adjustment Disorder?
     
  3. Mumsnet Adjustment Disorder, surely?
     
  4. ...because Good & Bad CO were having an extended 'man love Thursday?'


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  5. The Knights of Righteousness
     
  6. Replies to why I hate Liverpool and Scousers jammed system.
     
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  7. As most things mechanical/electrical tend to be given a feminine gender by blokes, I'm going with "on the blob".
     
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  8. Daleks! I'm convinced it's down to Daleks.
     
  9. Let's see, irrational, emotional, argumentative, talks bollocks, never makes much sense - yes, you're right - ARRSE is female.
     
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  10. Arrse is now run by a PFI.
     
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  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    It was the wrong kind of internet...
     
  12. Does that mean rope climbing, star jumps, pushups and running around the outside of the Arrse 'Body Beautiful' prior to logging on?
     
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  13. According to the LAD there's a complicated mechanical explanation - it's fucked.
     
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  14. The website (being TA friendly these days) had heard there was going to be a PFT.
     
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  15. Fitted for, but not with, reliable hosts.
     
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