Arrse Valentines

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Feb 14, 2008.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue but which Arrse maiden (or indeed arrser) suits you?

    It is that day when greeting card and present manufacturers draw a deep romantic sigh before counting the cash. To save on expenditure and allow for last minute "Ooops" factors, Cuddles Enterprises is glad to offer this opportunity for you to post a belated Arrse Valentine to whoever you wish...

    I'll send mine to Dozy; any girl who likes shooting, rugby and being drunk is okay by me! Happy Valentine DB!
     
  2. One for the Snail

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    You live in a shell
    And no one loves you
    .
     
  3. I'll send one to Ko_Neko :love: for reuniting the geezer with his camera memory card :D ........and coz she's hot! :wink:
     
  4. :hungry: To MDN ..

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The average is 6 inchs,
    Yours is two.

    First comes love,
    Then comes marriage,
    Then comes dangling yourself from the ceiling via your undercarriage
     
  5. Any Arrse Maidens with a big mouth who are feeling generous:

    Roses are Red, Violets are Redder, get down on your knees and give me a Header! :heart:

    Now that's romance............... :D
     
  6. Patience there TheBigUn...valentines day is the day for the lay-deez.

    The day of reciprocation is March 14th, Steak and Blow Job day. :wink:

    F_G
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got 8 inches
    And your going to take all of it up the hoop bitch!!

    I need to work on the rhyming bit.
     
  8. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got 8 inches
    And you better not need a poo?

    :twisted:
     
  9. Rhyming doesn't really matter in Aldershot, with those last two lines they'll be queing at your door!
     
  10. Ill send two cos im greedy:

    Ko_Neko for services to the troops and she aint a bad looker.

    and Moodybitch for not being too bad a looker and for being a dirty bird.
     
  11. How come every fecker knows what this Ko-Neko looks like? Have I missed something?
     
  12. Postie, Postie, do not tarry
    Take this Obergruppenfuhrer's uniform to the one who likes to dress up as Harry.
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It's very long
    It's very thick
    Now get your lips
    Around my dick
     
  14. My tresses ain't red,
    My chebs too small too,
    But my Valentines wishes
    Cuddles I send them to you!


    (because your knowledge of history impresses me no end........)
     
  15. For Scuba

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Scoobs wears rubber,
    So it`s safe sex for you!

    (Or no sex if the bets still on)