Roses are red, violets are blue but which Arrse maiden (or indeed arrser) suits you? It is that day when greeting card and present manufacturers draw a deep romantic sigh before counting the cash. To save on expenditure and allow for last minute "Ooops" factors, Cuddles Enterprises is glad to offer this opportunity for you to post a belated Arrse Valentine to whoever you wish... I'll send mine to Dozy; any girl who likes shooting, rugby and being drunk is okay by me! Happy Valentine DB!