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Arrse up Football Fantasy League 2020/21

The league as of today.
Team
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮​
Albrighton F.C. ⭐​
Ball Kicker​
Benchwarmers Utd​
Bombay Sapphires​
Celtic Boyos​
Claret Dreams​
Dribbling Lips​
Ethel Aardvark Utd​
Gambino Capos​
Gammy Knee​
IDoNotDrink​
Lantau Rovers​
MB’s Boys​
Meyers Muppets​
Moses's Third Try​
Schoolboy Error Utd​
Serial Skillers​
Spatially Impaired​
Stephentitus​
Stockseys All Stars​
THE IRON​
The Lion's Mane​
Tynecastle Terrors​
 
Teams as of today. Sept 5th.
TeamManager
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮​
Dizzee 367​
Albrighton F.C. ⭐​
Up the Wolves​
Ball Kicker​
Sande IsAbeach​
Benchwarmers Utd​
Striker Light​
Bombay Sapphires​
Forest Fire​
Celtic Boyos​
Celtic Guy​
Claret Dreams​
Mick from Burnley​
Dribbling Lips​
Spank-It​
Ethel Aardvark Utd​
Ethel Aardvark​
Failing Stars​
Dr A Zyl​
Gambino Capos​
Don Carlo​
IDoNotDrink​
Jake​
Lantau Rovers​
W P​
Mac FC​
Al Mac​
MB’s Boys​
*Mighty Blighty​
Meyers Muppets​
Faithful 6th​
Moses's Third Try​
Beard of Moses​
Mrblue​
Martin Blue​
Offenbach Cloggers​
Nobbygas​
Schoolboy Error Utd​
06FA56Paderborn​
Serial Skillers​
Smudger T​
slightly athletic​
No f in Beer​
Spatially Impaired​
*Grim Squeaker​
Stephentitus​
Titus​
Stockseys All Stars​
Tim from Leeds​
THE IRON​
THE IRON​
The Lion's Mane​
Ryan​
Tynecastle Terrors​
*Jambosun​
 
Teams as of Sept 11th. 15:30.
TeamManager
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮​
Dizzee 367​
Albrighton F.C. ⭐​
Up the Wolves​
Ball Kicker​
Sande IsAbeach​
Benchwarmers Utd​
Striker Light​
Blind Rovers​
Shear Class​
Bombay Sapphires​
Forest Fire​
Celtic Boyos​
Celtic Guy​
Claret Dreams​
Mick from Burnley​
Dirty devils​
Red Devil​
Dribbling Lipps​
Spank-It​
Ethel Aardvark Utd​
Ethel Aardvark​
Failing Stars​
Dr A Zyl​
Gambino Capos​
Don Carlo​
Happy World of Aribo​
Happy Tom​
IDoNotDrink​
Big Wad​
KingSmithFC​
SmudgeS​
Lantau Rovers​
W.P​
Mac FC​
Al Man Ac​
MB’s Boys​
*Mighty Blighty​
Meyers Muppets​
Faithful 6th​
Mickmills fc​
MickMills​
Moses's Third Try​
Beard of Moses​
MR Blue​
Martin Blue​
Offenbach Cloggers​
Nobbygas​
Schoolboy Error Utd​
06FA56Paderborn​
Serial Skillers​
Smudger T​
slightly athletic​
No f in Beer​
Spatially Impaired​
*Grim Squeaker​
Stephentitus​
Titus​
Stockseys All Stars​
Tim from Leeds​
The IRON​
*THE IRON​
The Lions Manè​
Not-Harry's-Son​
Tynecastle Terrors​
*Jambosun​
Will-I-am fc​
Jamie2​
Names with *Stars = Past Winners.
 
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Teams as of Sept 11th. 15:30.
TeamManager
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮​
Dizzee 367​
Albrighton F.C. ⭐​
Up the Wolves​
Ball Kicker​
Sande IsAbeach​
Benchwarmers Utd​
Striker Light​
Blind Rovers​
Shear Class​
Bombay Sapphires​
Forest Fire​
Celtic Boyos​
Celtic Guy​
Claret Dreams​
Mick from Burnley​
Dirty devils​
Red Devil​
Dribbling Lipps​
Spank-It​
Ethel Aardvark Utd​
Ethel Aardvark​
Failing Stars​
Dr A Zyl​
Gambino Capos​
Don Carlo​
Happy World of Aribo​
Happy Tom​
IDoNotDrink​
Big Wad​
KingSmithFC​
SmudgeS​
Lantau Rovers​
W.P​
Mac FC​
Al Man Ac​
MB’s Boys​
*Mighty Blighty​
Meyers Muppets​
Faithful 6th​
Mickmills fc​
MickMills​
Moses's Third Try​
Beard of Moses​
MR Blue​
Martin Blue​
Offenbach Cloggers​
Nobbygas​
Schoolboy Error Utd​
06FA56Paderborn​
Serial Skillers​
Smudger T​
slightly athletic​
No f in Beer​
Spatially Impaired​
*Grim Squeaker​
Stephentitus​
Titus​
Stockseys All Stars​
Tim from Leeds​
The IRON​
THE IRON​
The Lions Manè​
Not-Harry's-Son​
Tynecastle Terrors​
*Jambosun​
Will-I-am fc​
Jamie2​
Names with *Stars = Past Winners.
*Thanks for that mate. No pressure then!
 
Also I think you’ll find @The_IRON has won it a few times!!!
I need to know these things so cheers for the info.
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Nearly last-minute.com
Confirmed.
As of the deadline.
39 Managers are now in a fight for their lives respect.
TeamManager
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮​
Dizzee 367​
Albrighton F.C. ⭐​
Up the Wolves​
Ball Kicker​
Sande IsAbeach​
Benchwarmers Utd​
Striker Light​
Blind Rovers​
Shear Class​
Bombay Sapphires​
Forest Fire​
Celtic Boyos​
Celtic Guy​
Chalkys Chumps​
Chalky 101​
Claret Dreams​
Mick from Burnley​
Dirty devils​
Red Devil​
Dribbling Lipps​
Spank-It​
Ethel Aardvark Utd​
Ethel Aardvark​
Failing Stars​
Dr A Zyl​
FC Alsorans​
Par-Kit​
Gambino Capos​
Don Carlo​
Happy World of Aribo​
Happy Tom​
IDoNotDrink​
Big Wad​
KingSmithFC​
SmudgeS​
Lantau Rovers​
W.P​
Mac FC​
Al Man Ac​
Martial Arts​
I love Big Decs​
MB’s Boys​
*Mighty Blighty​
Meyers Muppets​
Faithful 6th​
Mickmills fc​
MickMills​
Moses's Third Try​
Beard of Moses​
MR Blue​
Blue Martini​
No Stores No War​
Boris .​
Offenbach Cloggers​
Nobbygas​
Schoolboy Error Utd​
06FA56Paderborn​
Serial Skillers​
Smudger T​
slightly athletic​
No f in Beer​
Spatially Impaired​
*Grim Squeaker​
Stephentitus​
Titus​
Stockseys All Stars​
Tim from Leeds​
The IRON​
* * THE IRON​
The Lions Manè​
Not-Harry's-Son​
Top Bins Fc​
Dylan C​
Tynecastle Terrors​
*Jambosun​
Will-I-am fc​
Jamie2​
 
Here we go again,
GW1 shows The Iron forging ahead with a sweet 92 and a lead of 20 over 2nd place Blind Rovers. 11 other managers had decent 60+ scores as well which is not a bad sign. On the lower end it seems that quite a few people either missed the deadline and/or still had Man City & United players in their squad. GW2 will be the judge of whether that strategy will work out for the good or not.

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I'm working on the notification list. If you need your user name added or taken off let me know.

@Ethel_the_Aardvark @Grim_Squeaker85 @The_IRON@Dizzee367 @celticguy @ForestFire @Faithful_6th @Dark_Nit @gaijin @Chalky101 @Mister G.C. @Drazyl @Mighty_Blighty @TheBeardofMoses @Faded@Nobbygas @no f in beer @jambosun @06FA56Paderborn @Dizzee367 @Don Carlo
 
It was a week of if you had Salah as skipper or not!

I did, then changed him.

*MB wonders off muttering to himself the mong..
 
It was a week of if you had Salah as skipper or not!

I did, then changed him.

*MB wonders off muttering to himself the mong..
Convo Saturday morning between the wife and myself 2 hours before the deadline.

Wife: "Who should I Captain,KDB or Salah?"

SIL: "Considering KDB isn't playing you might want to trade KDB and pick Salah"
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Convo yesterday with the wife and SIL, a big Liverpool fan.

Wife: "Why didn't you have Salah as your Captain?"

SIL: "I forgot all about picking a Captain"

Wife: "Haha, You dumb dick"
 
Ze league table - created x me me & me.
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GW 2 the week of' Oh, if only I had Captained Spurs Son'. However, Beard of Moses did the 2nd best thing by sticking the Captains badge on Harry Kane and scooped the high score with a sweet 115, the Iron maintained his lead despite Dizzee throwing up a nice 105 and the overall average was slightly over 60 which is the highest I've seen over the last three years.
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@Ethel_the_Aardvark @Grim_Squeaker85 @The_IRON@Dizzee367 @celticguy @ForestFire @Faithful_6th @Dark_Nit @gaijin @Chalky101 @Mister G.C. @Drazyl @Mighty_Blighty @TheBeardofMoses @Faded@Nobbygas @no f in beer @jambosun @06FA56Paderborn @Dizzee367 @Don Carlo
 
The League Table.
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For the record I need to add a disclaimer.

I doubt anyone else is counting but the Arrse league table I post matches the data shown after the final FPL update....but:

The posted GW scores on the league website are totals before any transfer costs are deducted.
For example Dizzy's two weekly scores were 67 & 105 which add up to 172 but the total overall score is posted as 168 because of a 4 point transfer cost in GW 2 and this what my spreadsheet shows.

Basically it is the posted overall score that counts.

Why FPL does it this way I do not know but I have confirmed this oddity with the FPL support team and I feel the need to point this out to you the consumer.

One could argue that Dizzy would be in the lead if not for those 4 deducted points but Dizzy could argue if I hadn't transferred Kane in I could be sitting in 11th place not 2nd.

One could also say well fcuk me Spanky you claim to be the Excel genius so fix it, and I say fcuk off it is what it is.
;)
(I could do it btw but instead of 2 right clicks I would need to create and add a further 1,521 formulas and in the end the posted table wouldn't match the official FPL Table leading to more questions about why it doesn't.)
 
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Nobbygas

Old-Salt
I'm not happy. I'm having to re-jig my team, and I have one player who has been loaned out to a foreign club, meaning I have to waste a transfer to replace him.
 
I'm not happy. I'm having to re-jig my team, and I have one player who has been loaned out to a foreign club, meaning I have to waste a transfer to replace him.

I feel your pain. The following describes my start to the season "Week 2, Wildcard".
 

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