ArRSe TV

Legs

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Book Reviewer
Imagine if GCO & BCO became even more filthy rich than they already are (allegedly). They decide that ArRSe needs a TV channel. Small annual subscription, 24 hours a day and no advertisers ('cos, as I said, they are filthy rich and don't need the extra revenue). What programmes would we have on - both those already made and available, and whatever those filthy rich bastards commission?

Yes, I know most of you will have thought "Porn - And lots of it", but apart from that?
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Top of the Rops?

Watch with Your Mum?

And load and loads of repeats.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
I think it would need a few reality Dating shows like Beergoggles, Oh dear don't fancy yours much and OMO.

Its a knock out - a game where two rival units try to drink each other into oblivion then fight for the honour of the regiment and a kebab.

Nature programs like wife watch, the hunt for the gorillahippopig and life on the ranges

Chelsea pensioners on tour or the antiques roadshow.

a video clip show called 'ooops'

a daily show on modern british life - the mong show

a pet lovers show - dogging for beginners

movies - the old sunday matinee format with war in its true colours - black and white.

Zulu - at least once a week to get us use to the idea of being outnumbered everywhere we go in future.

and sports for the mainly single forces community. topless, darts, topless golf, topless vollleyball, nekkid snooker, footy and rugby shows from the big bath as we cant afford the actual match but nobody does the changing rooms - also far more interesting seeing the losers strops sulks and bollockings.
 
Television? I thought this thread was about transv........

Never mind.

So disappointing.
 

Greenfly

Clanker
Gen question - do GCO and BCO make money from Arrse via advertising or is it Xenforo’s cash.

Also do they pay that knob head stab @The_Duke a wage for his power trips or does he do it for free. I’d appear on Arrse TV if I could beast him round a boxing ring.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Gen question - do GCO and BCO make money from Arrse via advertising or is it Xenforo’s cash.

Also do they pay that knob head stab @The_Duke a wage for his power trips or does he do it for free. I’d appear on Arrse TV if I could beast him round a boxing ring.

Your vow of absence didn't last long did it?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
would you play The Osmonds instead of the national anthem at closedown in honour of Her Slugginess??
 
Every time I scroll through Freeview I see Arrse TV, then I look again 'Arise TV'
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
Bugsy's Bedtime Bollocks.
A late night phone in show hosted by our very own fantasist.
Bugsy opens the show with a 5 minute rant on tonights subject matter (including a couple of massive whoppers)
Viewers are invited to phone in and point out the error of his ways or just generally abuse him.
Bugsy ends the show by playing the victim card and claiming he is superior to all the callers.
 
Gen question - do GCO and BCO make money from Arrse via advertising or is it Xenforo’s cash.

Also do they pay that knob head stab @The_Duke a wage for his power trips or does he do it for free. I’d appear on Arrse TV if I could beast him round a boxing ring.
Or a game show "Guess the new sock on the block".
 
Bugsy's Bedtime Bollocks.
A late night phone in show hosted by our very own fantasist.
Bugsy opens the show with a 5 minute rant on tonights subject matter (including a couple of massive whoppers)
Viewers are invited to phone in and point out the error of his ways or just generally abuse him.
Bugsy ends the show by playing the victim card and claiming he is superior to all the callers.
With subtitles in German, presumably?
 

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