ARRSE to form next cabinet...

#1
Following the ARRSE manifesto thread, it got me thinking, if you had to form a cabinet from the membership of ARRSE, who would get which job?

For starters I would nominate the following:


Prime Minister: Hackle

Deputy Prime Minister: Blyth_Spirit

Leader of the House: CRmeansCeilingReached

Foreign Secretary: The Lord Flasheart

Trade and Industry Secretary: Iiolis

Home Secretary: Fallschirmjager

Health Secretary: Missy

Communities: MoodyBitch

Culture, Media and Sport:

Defence Secretary: One_of_the_Strange

Minister without portfolio: StabTiffy2B


However, we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship (just about) - so, who would you select from ARRSE for high office?
 
#2
ABrighter2006 said:
Following the ARRSE manifesto thread, it got me thinking, if you had to form a cabinet from the membership of ARRSE, who would get which job?

For starters I would nominate the following:


Prime Minister: Hackle

Deputy Prime Minister: Blyth_Spirit

Leader of the House: CRmeansCeilingReached

Foreign Secretary: The Lord Flasheart

Trade and Industry Secretary: Iiolis

Home Secretary: Fallschirmjager

Health Secretary: Missy

Communities: MoodyBitch

Culture, Media and Sport: MDN

Defence Secretary: One_of_the_Strange

Minister without portfolio: StabTiffy2B


However, we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship (just about) - so, who would you select from ARRSE for high office?
 
#3
Minister for the British Antarctic Territory, Frenchmong, life posting

Minister in personal charge of internal volcano monitering for Montserrat, SLRboy, life posting.
 
#5
Can I be the Ambassador to Amsterdam (I smoke embassy ciggies and everything)???
 
#6
indoubitabley said:
Can I be the Ambassador to Amsterdam (I smoke embassy ciggies and everything)???
You would of course need knowledge of everything else that Amsterdam has to offer. There may be a few ARRSEr's who feel that their experience of Amsterdam is longer than yours so to speak.

BTW: As a prospective member, could you confirm that you did not inhale - I'd hate your experimentation to be a source of embarassment for us later on.
 
#7
any chance i could have a jobbie? i dunno, minister for justice, head of the CPS, minister for internal security or some such position.... i think that could come in handy.

otherwise i think Praetorian is better suited to "Culture, Media and Sport" and MDN would better perform a role involving the fair treatment of the otherwise abled and ethnic minorities.
 
#9
Machristo said:
any chance i could have a jobbie? i dunno, minister for justice, head of the CPS, minister for internal security or some such position.... i think that could come in handy.

otherwise i think Praetorian is better suited to "Culture, Media and Sport" and MDN would better perform a role involving the fair treatment of the otherwise abled and ethnic minorities.
You would of course have to demonstrate a "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" mantra. Alternatively, suitable experience a la Aitkins or Archer would be more than adequate.
 
#11
chuck120 said:
You missed RFUK.
That man really deserves a place on the cabinet, how about minister for free speech.
And Gallowglass for Education.
 
#13
I fancy being put forward for Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury, aka Government Chief Whip. I like leather and I'm good with numbers.
 
#14
brettarider, how about combining the two. You could take off from Luton with a group of like minded individuals and having landed in the Club 18-40 island, have a quick summary execution at the airport, before getting down to Ministry of Sound and God's Kitchen for what would be the ultimate party - yer in!
 
#15
milsum said:
I fancy being put forward for Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury, aka Government Chief Whip. I like leather and I'm good with numbers.
I hope you have the required experience. Harrow / Oxbridge education, former directorships of PFI chasing multinationals, mistress in the city and an ugly wife (they all seem to).
 
#16
ABrighter2006 said:
brettarider, how about combining the two. You could take off from Luton with a group of like minded individuals and having landed in the Club 18-40 island, have a quick summary execution at the airport, before getting down to Ministry of Sound and God's Kitchen for what would be the ultimate party - yer in!
Good man :thumleft:
 
#19
True, but I would trust Little RTFQ to run the country better with his one dimensional attitude to life than any of the current lot (and the opposition come to think of it!)!
 
#20
Minister without a clue, Bugsy7?
 

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