ARRSE to form next cabinet...

Following the ARRSE manifesto thread, it got me thinking, if you had to form a cabinet from the membership of ARRSE, who would get which job?

For starters I would nominate the following:


Prime Minister: Hackle

Deputy Prime Minister: Blyth_Spirit

Leader of the House: CRmeansCeilingReached

Foreign Secretary: The Lord Flasheart

Trade and Industry Secretary: Iiolis

Home Secretary: Fallschirmjager

Health Secretary: Missy

Communities: MoodyBitch

Culture, Media and Sport:

Defence Secretary: One_of_the_Strange

Minister without portfolio: StabTiffy2B


However, we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship (just about) - so, who would you select from ARRSE for high office?
 
ABrighter2006 said:
Following the ARRSE manifesto thread, it got me thinking, if you had to form a cabinet from the membership of ARRSE, who would get which job?

For starters I would nominate the following:


Prime Minister: Hackle

Deputy Prime Minister: Blyth_Spirit

Leader of the House: CRmeansCeilingReached

Foreign Secretary: The Lord Flasheart

Trade and Industry Secretary: Iiolis

Home Secretary: Fallschirmjager

Health Secretary: Missy

Communities: MoodyBitch

Culture, Media and Sport: MDN

Defence Secretary: One_of_the_Strange

Minister without portfolio: StabTiffy2B


However, we live in a democracy, not a dictatorship (just about) - so, who would you select from ARRSE for high office?
 

daz

LE
Minister for the British Antarctic Territory, Frenchmong, life posting

Minister in personal charge of internal volcano monitering for Montserrat, SLRboy, life posting.
 
Can I be the Ambassador to Amsterdam (I smoke embassy ciggies and everything)???
 
indoubitabley said:
Can I be the Ambassador to Amsterdam (I smoke embassy ciggies and everything)???
You would of course need knowledge of everything else that Amsterdam has to offer. There may be a few ARRSEr's who feel that their experience of Amsterdam is longer than yours so to speak.

BTW: As a prospective member, could you confirm that you did not inhale - I'd hate your experimentation to be a source of embarassment for us later on.
 

Machristo

War Hero
any chance i could have a jobbie? i dunno, minister for justice, head of the CPS, minister for internal security or some such position.... i think that could come in handy.

otherwise i think Praetorian is better suited to "Culture, Media and Sport" and MDN would better perform a role involving the fair treatment of the otherwise abled and ethnic minorities.
 
Machristo said:
any chance i could have a jobbie? i dunno, minister for justice, head of the CPS, minister for internal security or some such position.... i think that could come in handy.

otherwise i think Praetorian is better suited to "Culture, Media and Sport" and MDN would better perform a role involving the fair treatment of the otherwise abled and ethnic minorities.
You would of course have to demonstrate a "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" mantra. Alternatively, suitable experience a la Aitkins or Archer would be more than adequate.
 
chuck120 said:
You missed RFUK.
That man really deserves a place on the cabinet, how about minister for free speech.
And Gallowglass for Education.
 
I fancy being put forward for Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury, aka Government Chief Whip. I like leather and I'm good with numbers.
 
brettarider, how about combining the two. You could take off from Luton with a group of like minded individuals and having landed in the Club 18-40 island, have a quick summary execution at the airport, before getting down to Ministry of Sound and God's Kitchen for what would be the ultimate party - yer in!
 
milsum said:
I fancy being put forward for Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury, aka Government Chief Whip. I like leather and I'm good with numbers.
I hope you have the required experience. Harrow / Oxbridge education, former directorships of PFI chasing multinationals, mistress in the city and an ugly wife (they all seem to).
 
ABrighter2006 said:
brettarider, how about combining the two. You could take off from Luton with a group of like minded individuals and having landed in the Club 18-40 island, have a quick summary execution at the airport, before getting down to Ministry of Sound and God's Kitchen for what would be the ultimate party - yer in!
Good man :thumleft:
 
MightyBigEgo said:
Minister(s) for laughter: RTFQ & Little RTFQ
I hope you are joking - what kind of government would bring about the situation where they were encouraging people to laugh at them? Ah, wait a minute - the one we have now.
 

MightyBigEgo

War Hero
True, but I would trust Little RTFQ to run the country better with his one dimensional attitude to life than any of the current lot (and the opposition come to think of it!)!
 

daz

LE
Minister without a clue, Bugsy7?
 

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