Last night I had the misfortune of having to go the theatre to see a kids production of West Side Story, as the wifes nephew was in it. Yes, he is a great big whoopsy. But it got me thinking of what an ARRSE musical would be like. Would it work and what would be the story? Would it be about Walt hunting? With the seminal song "Baron Shortt is a cunt"? Would it be about a young lad wanting to join one of the big four and being ripped apart for joining the RAF Regt.? The story of How I held back the Russian 3rd Shock Army. Whilst pissed and shagging Boxhead cum sluts, as I pointed my trusty SLR in an Easterly direction? Or would it be about the continuing battle between good and evil, Regulars vs. TA? Could we fit in a spat between Porridge Gun & Bravo_Bravo? Battling it out in a sing off? Possibly a love serenade from 5A. With lots of aubergine coloured tumescent glands being mentioned, along with acrid, nicotine stained fingers pulling anuses apart. Maybe have Hector Chavez, Vertical_Gyro, & smudge67er singing acapella, with Sluggy, Big_Bird, Barberella, Boozy, and the other ARRSE maidens doing backing vocals. Jarrod singing a sad lament for his lost love, Rearwords? Tropper would obviously get the part of God, as not only did he invent everything, they are approximately the same age. Or would it just be about bored fuckers in work posting pointless threads in the vain hope of rising a wry grin?