ARRSE - the Blankie generation

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Feb 17, 2013.

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  1. Whats with all the softness, poofy wingery and hissing at each other like precious schoolgirls this weekend?
    Blankie shortage? Too much mangina sand? Hormonal overload?
     
  2. Buncha slack jawed faggots. Fucking Care Bears.


    Oooraahhhhh.
     
  3. It's the time of the month.
     
  4. What payday?
     
  5. lack of cooking recipes......
     
  6. Why were no fucking o2 tags issued?
     
  7. Bollocks what have I missed?
     
  8. Watch with mother.
     

  9. Window licking septic turd fondler.
     
  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    It's just that there's no 6 Nations this weekend.
     
  11. Now available on prescription

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  12. Overcrowding compounded by bad weather forcing you into even closer proximity indoors; you poor little lambs don't have any 'personal space'.

    Good for founding an Empire though; add congenital syphilis, crap food, too much gin, public school buggery and a desperate desire to GTFO of Tunbridge Wells, and you have a recipe for carnage, ideally in someone else's country which you're in the process of nicking.

    It's a wonder the whole Internet didn't explode like a carelessly-steered Zeppelin. It may yet do so.
     
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  13. Its all a commie plot to turn us all into poofs by putting Estrogenin the water supply.
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  14. I blame the Jews.