ARRSE Terrorists

Is ARRSE a vehicle for terrorism?

  • Yes, we are the VBIED of terrorism! allah akbar!

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  • We only frighten small children, sometimes.

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  • We eat small furry animals, and are thus, bad.

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  • We merely reflect the ills of the world, and carry guns.

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  • Come into my cellar . . . I have cake.

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Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
We have been accused in a couple of threads of not only assisting terrorists, but also of being, in effect, terrorists ourselves.

So, fellow esteemed ARRSERS . . .

Are these hallowed pages populated by posts from jihaddies, provo, BNP or left wing terrorists?

If we where to terrorise the world at large, who would we terrorise, why, and how? Who would make the best terrorist?
 
#2
I think we should terrorise the Liabour party.

Using SVEN to distract them into debate and have MDN sneak up and do each one as he thinks fit. Could go on for days whilst he has so much fun. :D
 
#3
We will be bring national socialism and rule the world and free it off all poofs, chavs, extremists twats, anyone from the middle east and that big country to the west of us that is filled with cnuts. We will turn sweden into ARRSE island and "cleanse" it off all munters and other men that we may have to compete with so we dont feel insecure you see, we will get 2 weeks R&R there every 3 weeks. Why? for fun ofcourse.
*edit* the Mods and admin get 1st dibs on country of choice, but Im having china, still some err stuff i need to try their...
 
#4
I certainly have plenty of material knocking around that would be "articles likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism".

OS maps of military training areas, local maps and directions to military bases, books on counterinsurgency techniques, various assorted uniforms and an ID-card that could allow me to pretend to be in the Army (hang on ...)

Oh, and weaponry various, a bad attitude and psychotic tendencies :threaten:
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#5
I have a deep, deep and abiding loathery of parking wardens.

I would like to stalk them to their homes, stand around outside in the street wearing stupid uniform and hat, with an SAS belt-kit with all sorts of pointless electronic gadgetry, pens, water bottles, porn mags and stuff in the pouches, whilst nodding and waving to invisible friends, holding a notepad in one hand, and a mobile phone to my ear with the other (to dissuade people from kicking my deserving face in, in case I'm talking no the phone to the rozzers), whilst using some ingenuity to get the cnuts to pay me some money for non-crimes, for no other reason than I want some money.

If they fail to see I'm waddling around because of the weight of the much-needed streetfighting equipment hung around my fat, lardy waste, or the look of self importance scrawled across my ruddy, stupid looking face, and thus, give me some money that I don't deserve, then I'll call my pikey mate, with his grab lorry, and haul THEIR cars off to some crushing machine.

After breaking all their windows.
 
#6
Ive got long hair, a penchant for wearing platform shoes and I like to cover my room in sh*t. Am I a terrorist?
 
#9
Well it looks like the average ARRSEr is more of a subterranean cake scoffer than actual terrorists. Although I have occasionally thought modern terrorists go in for grandstanding showy crap rather than actually spreading terror.
 
#10
Bullet Sponge said:
Mag_to_grid said:
Ive got long hair, a penchant for wearing platform shoes and I like to cover my room in sh*t. Am I a terrorist?
Dad?
Son! Now that your back nip round to Jezza Adam's for me and tell him thanks for offer of the chicken curry but I will pass :D
 
#11
Prime targets to terrorise? Here’s a few to be getting on with...

Chav's, peado's, People who kick other people's heads in whilst they try to protect their family from harassment;("Yoof's," I believe they are called); HSE Nazi's who actively seek to degrade society into a quivering cowering mess, too afraid to do anything remotely outrageous such as throw a pantomime using imitation "weapons" and "do gooders," who fight tooth and nail for all of the afore mentioned parties to carry on with what they are doing -because to stand up against them is a breach of their human rights- thereby compounding the problem. I'm sorry, please do carry on intimidating the good and the honest. Please do continue to throw stones at ambulance and fire crews; they obviously gave up their human rights when they chose a life of service. Oh, and last for now, the husband of that slammin' hottie who gets on my train. I'd be her rock :roll: in his absence 8)

I'm sure i've read it on here somewhere, or if not I’ve obviously thought of it in one of my less civilised outings into society and the idea has manifested itself in the form of a memory instead of an idea, but i am all for buying a small island somewhere, and using it as a human dumping ground. Much as Australia was in days of old. Only, here’s the genius part of the memory/idea. Live firing ranges, targets WILL fall when hit. THATS the bit that was missing from the whole Australia dealy! Stick that up your pipe and smoke it human rights courts!

Apart from the initial cost of the island there is NO downside!
Live firing range packages complete with battlefield inoculation, less prisons crowded with "misguided yoof's," and ridiculous HSE banished. the streets are safer; pantomime is pantomime and I get laid. :D

Rant over, after all this is the NAAFI bar and I wouldn't want to get too serious!
 
#12
I'm a terrorist and so is my wife.

We love strolling around foreign countries, moaning about the food and taking pointless photos of everyday objects. The locals hate us but smile sweetly whilst spitting in our dinner.

Oh, hang on ... that's tourists isn't it.

Anyway, I actually do have cake in my cellar - one of those Panatone things in a big tin that I got off a neighbour for Christmas.

Do I win a prize?
 
#13
Biped said:
Are these hallowed pages populated by posts from jihaddies, provo, BNP or left wing terrorists?
Of the four, the BNP are the only ones that seem to haunt the place like a bad smell. The rest turn up briefly, spout some badly informed and worse thought-out crap gleaned from the latest issue of 'Those Other Folk Are The Baddies' magazine, get shot down in flames and bugger off sharpish.

Biped said:
If we where to terrorise the world at large, who would we terrorise, why, and how? Who would make the best terrorist?
Who?: Chavs. Simply no doubt about it.

Why?: That should be bloody obvious.

How?: I'd start with turning their own tactics against them - making them fear for the safety of their families and the security of their property; blight their communities: invade and disrupt their everyday lives with no though for the effects of my behaviour on their quality of life; subtract the cost of repairing the damage from their disposable income; and restrict their freedom of choice at every stage.

Then I'd impale them on rusty spikes for the birds to peck at and set fire to their genitals.

Who would make the best terrorist?: Well, seeing as they would need to have a fiendish talent for evil, a dogmatic political outlook and the ability to reduce a whole nation to ruin with their deeds, I think it's safe to say he's already running the country.
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#14
freedomman said:
I'm a terrorist and so is my wife.

We love strolling around foreign countries, moaning about the food and taking pointless photos of everyday objects. The locals hate us but smile sweetly whilst spitting in our dinner.

Oh, hang on ... that's tourists isn't it.

Anyway, I actually do have cake in my cellar - one of those Panatone things in a big tin that I got off a neighbour for Christmas.

Do I win a prize?
Only if you manage to get some weak and defenseless 'civilian' into said cellar, under the guise of giving them cake, before giving them the 'good news' with a small, malformed MDN, before releasing them back on to the streets, thoroughly terrorised, but greatful to, and in love with you, to stop the police shooting you. What's that handy hostage syndrome called?
 
#15
Biped said:
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Only if you manage to get some weak and defenseless 'civilian' into said cellar, under the guise of giving them cake, before giving them the 'good news' with a small, malformed MDN, before releasing them back on to the streets, thoroughly terrorised, but greatful to, and in love with you, to stop the police shooting you. What's that handy hostage syndrome called?
My mom told me that its called "where babies come from."
 
#16
Stockholm Syndrome.

Similar to what I'm experiencing with the Tory party at the moment.
A lot of what they say seems quite sensible.
 
#17
smartascarrots said:
Biped said:
Are these hallowed pages populated by posts from jihaddies, provo, BNP or left wing terrorists?
Of the four, the BNP are the only ones that seem to haunt the place like a bad smell. The rest turn up briefly, spout some badly informed and worse thought-out crap gleaned from the latest issue of 'Those Other Folk Are The Baddies' magazine, get shot down in flames and bugger off sharpish.

Biped said:
If we where to terrorise the world at large, who would we terrorise, why, and how? Who would make the best terrorist?
Who?: Chavs. Simply no doubt about it.

Why?: That should be bloody obvious.

How?: I'd start with turning their own tactics against them - making them fear for the safety of their families and the security of their property; blight their communities: invade and disrupt their everyday lives with no though for the effects of my behaviour on their quality of life; subtract the cost of repairing the damage from their disposable income; and restrict their freedom of choice at every stage.

Then I'd impale them on rusty spikes for the birds to peck at and set fire to their genitals.

Who would make the best terrorist?: Well, seeing as they would need to have a fiendish talent for evil, a dogmatic political outlook and the ability to reduce a whole nation to ruin with their deeds, I think it's safe to say he's already running the country.
Now thats talking sense, sound policies for a safer Britain. Carrots for President. :D
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Well folks, I have garnered some more information as to the reason why we have been accused, as a whole of being terrorists.

I bring you, from the Animal Rights Terrorists Thread, a PM, sent to me by 'DirectAction', and my reply:

Biped said:
Ord_Sgt said:
Biped said:
I'm still awaiting your reply.
Has he replied about all this terrorism abounding amongst arrsers yet?
Yes indeedy good people, I have received my personal, 'your eyes only' PM from the DirectAction.

Now, I have to say, I was in some trepidation as to what unfortunate and illegal acts of terrorism might be brought to light, and fearful that my argument may have been lost . . . but alas, greatly humoured as I am, 'tis not to be; 'tis but a mere damp squib of terrorism and intimidation against people what have clearly come back for more, many times in the hope of, and getting more abuse, and deservedly so. I'm afraid I can bring you only one body as a result of these alleged acts of terrorism, thought the provinence of the murder at the hands of ARRSERS is debatable.

So, here, for your delectation and delight . . . . I bring you . . . THE PM!!!

Biped said:
Substantive references to intimidation and acts of ARRSE terrorism please.

When they cross the line and intimidate people, stalk them, frighten them, dig up the deceased, slander people, engage in hate campaigns, break into people's homes, wreck their vehicles, beat them up, stab them, take them hostage, then I will quite happily fight for the right to kill them, for they are indeed terrorists.

actiontoday said:
Miss Donnie Merritt
Blondbint

and that's just two women who have been stalked and harrassed and threatened, slandered and frightened.

One died and the other sold up and moved away.

There's been many other people harrassed and intimidated by ARRSE members over the years.
Now, the question is: Is this really terrorism? Have the 'victims' of said terror actually BEEN terrified? Have they been blown up? Have they been so terrified that they, for example, were too frightened, nay, terrified to come back and visit ARRSE time and time again, and again, and again, under various new pseudonyms?

Is this actually a reference to the worst kind of terrorism, akin to stabbing people, kidnapping, ransoming, blowing up tube trains, knocking down tall towers . . . or is it merely a public service to protect the unwary who might stray into the clutches of the so-called 'victims'?

Me? I say public service. What say you? :twisted:
 
#20
Biped said:
Well folks, I have garnered some more information as to the reason why we have been accused, as a whole of being terrorists.

I bring you, from the Animal Rights Terrorists Thread, a PM, sent to me by 'DirectAction', and my reply:

Biped said:
Ord_Sgt said:
Biped said:
I'm still awaiting your reply.
Has he replied about all this terrorism abounding amongst arrsers yet?
Yes indeedy good people, I have received my personal, 'your eyes only' PM from the DirectAction.

Now, I have to say, I was in some trepidation as to what unfortunate and illegal acts of terrorism might be brought to light, and fearful that my argument may have been lost . . . but alas, greatly humoured as I am, 'tis not to be; 'tis but a mere damp squib of terrorism and intimidation against people what have clearly come back for more, many times in the hope of, and getting more abuse, and deservedly so. I'm afraid I can bring you only one body as a result of these alleged acts of terrorism, thought the provinence of the murder at the hands of ARRSERS is debatable.

So, here, for your delectation and delight . . . . I bring you . . . THE PM!!!

Biped said:
Substantive references to intimidation and acts of ARRSE terrorism please.

When they cross the line and intimidate people, stalk them, frighten them, dig up the deceased, slander people, engage in hate campaigns, break into people's homes, wreck their vehicles, beat them up, stab them, take them hostage, then I will quite happily fight for the right to kill them, for they are indeed terrorists.

actiontoday said:
Miss Donnie Merritt
Blondbint

and that's just two women who have been stalked and harrassed and threatened, slandered and frightened.

One died and the other sold up and moved away.

There's been many other people harrassed and intimidated by ARRSE members over the years.
Now, the question is: Is this really terrorism? Have the 'victims' of said terror actually BEEN terrified? Have they been blown up? Have they been so terrified that they, for example, were too frightened, nay, terrified to come back and visit ARRSE time and time again, and again, and again, under various new pseudonyms?

Is this actually a reference to the worst kind of terrorism, akin to stabbing people, kidnapping, ransoming, blowing up tube trains, knocking down tall towers . . . or is it merely a public service to protect the unwary who might stray into the clutches of the so-called 'victims'?

Me? I say public service. What say you? :twisted:
I've replied on the other thread but for newer members its worth reading LNVs stuff as she was barking as a box of frogs.

The obese heffer is dead now so no more fun to be had with ther, except maybe for MDN and rotting corpses but lets not go there :D
 

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