Arrse Step Father?

#1
BaldricksBullets Thread on his Mum staying and OFaH's comments on wanting to woo the old girl got me thinking. . . . . .

It's the weekend and you think it would be nice to give your dear old Mum a suprise visit, Choc's and Flowers in hand you open the door to find her being chased around the house by a new Arrser Step Father wanting a bit of slap and tickle. Who would that Arrser be?
 

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#2
In my imagination, it would be Flowers, Scotlass, Tabbo or any of the maidens, and all asking did I want to watch?
 
#3
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In my imagination, it would be Flowers, Scotlass, Tabbo or any of the maidens, and all asking did I want to watch?
Lesibian Step Mothers, Very ancient Greek! :D
 
#4
I now have that image printed firmly on my mind.

However I imagine MDN would be a good candidate.
 
#5
If I was chasing the mum, it'd be to hit her with a brick so I could smash the sister.....

Once I'd picked her up from nursery :twisted: :twisted:
 
#6
57Chevy said:
I now have that image printed firmly on my mind.

However I imagine MDN would be a good candidate.
You would want MDN as a Step Father? Are you sick man! Oh, the inhumanity of it all!
Ok, thinking about it MDN might make a very good pervy Uncle figure to admire and look up to.
 

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#7
LordVonHarley said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In my imagination, it would be Flowers, Scotlass, Tabbo or any of the maidens, and all asking did I want to watch?
Lesibian Step Mothers, Very ancient Greek! :D
And nothing wrong with that at all! Better than an ancient Greek male chasing me around..
 

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#8
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
 

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#9
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
 
#10
i would have to say that the only one i could ever endear as a father figure would be OFaH.I would definately consider it to be more Romanesque than Greek.I could grow up to be the new Caligula(little boots)
I might even pop the old man off just so it can become true!
 
#11
If we are talking hypothetically and had to choose an arrse partner, bearing in mind the fact that OFnH now see's me as a mother figure...which in itself is a worry...i would have to choose Fluffy Bunny he comes across as soft and cuddly..and incapable of chasing anyone too far..
 
#12
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
You promised me that bountiful sum....!! you meanie sulks off too the corner....
 
#13
wouldnt be much of a chase the old dears in her 70's 8O :wink:

Back off OFAH shes to old for you :wink:
 

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#14
scotlass said:
If we are talking hypothetically and had to choose an arrse partner, bearing in mind the fact that OFnH now see's me as a mother figure...which in itself is a worry...i would have to choose Fluffy Bunny he comes across as soft and cuddly..and incapable of chasing anyone too far..
I see you as a mother figure only in the Oedipus mode!
 

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#15
halo_jones said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
You promised me that bountiful sum....!! you meanie sulks off too the corner....
It's ok dear, you just got a raise! You have helped me increase my stipend.
 
#16
Mmmmm I'd probably go for The Rigger or Convoy they'd be able to tell an awesome bed time story plus they'd be able to knock up a mean egg banjo for ger-brekken-spielen the next day complete mit oily fingerprints on the plasticky white bread. :-D
 

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#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
halo_jones said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
You promised me that bountiful sum....!! you meanie sulks off too the corner....
It's ok dear, you just got a raise! You have helped me increase my stipend.
Is that what they call it now? I'm so out of touch with bloke stuff. Did she use Viagra?
 

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#18
Legs said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
halo_jones said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
You promised me that bountiful sum....!! you meanie sulks off too the corner....
It's ok dear, you just got a raise! You have helped me increase my stipend.
Is that what they call it now? I'm so out of touch with bloke stuff. Did she use Viagra?

Oh no, can't take that stuff because of my heart. Wouldn't want to pop off until you have bounced.etc. Used her imagination instead.
 
#19
Legs said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
halo_jones said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Legs said:
I'll have OF&H as my-Step Dad.

(In my fantasy) he's rich, rich, rich.
He'd like to bounce me on his lap.
He's old, and is bound to have a weak heart.
While bouncing me up and down, his heart will explode from his chest.
He'll die and leave all his money to me..... :D
It's a deal. In fact the bouncing up and down on the lap sounds..................sorry, got carried away there. And I would leave all my money too, all £2.75 of it, but you would have earned it.
You promised me that bountiful sum....!! you meanie sulks off too the corner....

It's ok dear, you just got a raise! You have helped me increase my stipend.
Is that what they call it now? I'm so out of touch with bloke stuff. Did she use Viagra?

When i shake it shake it baby i put viagra too shame :wink:
 
#20
I suppose WheelChair Warrior could be an option. If he got to out of hand just clamp him.
 
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